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  • does your system have bugs?
  • greeting card for Win95
  • "understanding the technology"
  • slow computer joke
  • cruisin' the info. superhighway...
  • ASCII-- "ass-key"
  • life in a fishbowl
  • the "ultimate" computer system
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    * tiny computer- 4 line *  11/96
    
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      jgs  |=| [Ll]
           "^" ====`o
    
    
                   _
             __   |-|
      jgs   [Ll]  |=|
            ====`o"^"
     
    * 5 line computer *  11/96
          ____  
         ||""|| 
         ||__|| 
    jgs  [ -=.]`)  
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    -=[ little computer ]=-  8/98
                   _
              ___ |=|
             |[_]||-|
              )_(\|_|
       jgs   :::::O
     
    -=[ person sitting at computer - 5 lines ]=-  12/96
                                      _
                                 ~0  (_|
                                |(_~|^~~|
                                TT/_ T"T 
                       jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
     
    -=[ bald guy at computer ]=-  4/98
                   ___
                 .'   `'.
                /   _    |
                #__/ \--/ \
               (,  \'/ \\'/        .----.
                |     -' |        /|     '--.
                 \   '=  /        ||    ]|   `-.
                 /`-.__.'         ||    ]|    ::|
              .-'`-.__ \__        ||    ]|    ::|
             /        ``  `.      ||    ]|    ::|
           _ |     \     \  \     \|    ]|   .-'
          / \|      \    |   \     L.__  .--'(
         |   |\      `.  |    \  ,---|_      \---------,
         |   | '.      './\    \/ .--._|=-    |_      /|
         |   \   '.      '.'. /`\/ .-'          '.   / |
         |   |     `'.     `;-:-;`)|             |-./  |
         |   /_       `'--./_  ` )/'-------------')/)  |
         \   | `""""----"`\//`""`/,===..'`````````/ (  |
          |  |            / `---` `==='          /   ) |
          /  \           /                      /   (  |
         |    '------.  |'--------------------'|     ) |
          \           `-|                      |    /  |
           `--...,______|                      |   (   |
                  | |   |                      |    ) ,|
                  | |   |                      |   ( /||
                  | |   |                      |   )/ `"
                 /   \  |                      |  (/
           jgs .' /I\ '.|                      |  /)
            .-'_.'/ \'. |                      | /
            ```  `"""` `| .-------------------.||
                        `"`                   `"`
    
    
    
    -=[ man at computer ]=-  4/98
                  _,,,_
                .'     `'.
               /     ____ \
               |  .-'_  _\/
               \_/   a  a|
               (,`     \ |         .----.
                |     -' |        /|     '--.
                 \   '=  /        ||    ]|   `-.
                 /`-.__.'         ||    ]|    ::|
              .-'`-.__ \__        ||    ]|    ::|
             /        ``  `.      ||    ]|    ::|
           _ |     \     \  \     \|    ]|   .-'
          / \|      \    |   \     L.__  .--'(
         |   |\      `.  |    \  ,---|_      \---------,
         |   | '.      './\    \/ .--._|=-    |_      /|
         |   \   '.     `'.'. /`\/ .-'          '.   / |
         |   |     `'.     `;-:-;`)|             |-./  |
         |   /_       `'--./_  ` )/'-------------')/)  |
         \   | `""""----"`\//`""`/,===..'`````````/ (  |
          |  |            / `---` `==='          /   ) |
          /  \           /                      /   (  |
         |    '------.  |'--------------------'|     ) |
          \           `-|                      |    /  |
           `--...,______|                      |   (   |
                  | |   |                      |    ) ,|
                  | |   |                      |   ( /||
                  | |   |                      |   )/ `"
                 /   \  |                      |  (/
           jgs .' /I\ '.|                      |  /)
            .-'_.'/ \'. |                      | /
            ```  `"""` `| .-------------------.||
                        `"`                   `"`
    
    
    -=[ woman at computer ]=-  4/98
                  _,,,_
                .'     `'.
               /     ____ \
              |    .'_  _\/
              /    ) a  a|         .----.
             /    (    > |        /|     '--.
            (      ) ._  /        ||    ]|   `-.
            )    _/-.__.'`\       ||    ]|    ::|
           (  .-'`-.   \__ )      ||    ]|    ::|
            `/      `-./  `.      ||    ]|    ::|
           _ |    \      \  \     \|    ]|   .-'
          / \|     \   \  \  \     L.__  .--'(
         |   |\     `. /  /   \  ,---|_      \---------,
         |   `\'.     '. /`\   \/ .--._|=-    |_      /|
         |     \ '.     '._ './`\/ .-'          '.   / |
         |     |   `'.     `;-:-;`)|             |-./  |
         |    /_      `'--./_  ` )/'-------------')/)  |
         \   | `""""----"`\//`""`/,===..'`````````/ (  |
          |  |            / `---` `==='          /   ) |
          /  \           /                      /   (  |
         |    '------.  |'--------------------'|     ) |
          \           `-|                      |    /  |
           `--...,______|                      |   (   |
                  | |   |                      |    ) ,|
                  | |   |                      |   ( /||
                  | |   |                      |   )/ `"
                 /   \  |                      |  (/
           jgs .' /I\ '.|                      |  /)
            .-'_.'/ \'. |                      | /
            ```  `"""` `| .-------------------.||
                        `"`                   `"`
     
    -=[ cyber communication ]=-  7/97
                 _                                      _
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           |(_~|^~~|                                  |~~^|~_)|
           TT/_ T"T                                    T"T _\HH
    jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
     
    -=[ computers ]=-  4/00
                          _                      _
                   _     /||       .   .        ||\     _
                  ( }    \||D    '   '     '   C||/    { %
                | /\__,=_[_]   '  .   . '       [_]_=,__/\ |
                |_\_  |----|                    |----|  _/_|
                |  |/ |    |                    |    | \|  |
            jgs |  /_ |    |                    |    | _\  |
     
    -=[ email mailbox ]=-  tweak 7/00
    
                ..--""|
                |     |
                | .---'
          (\-.--| |-----------.
         / \) \ | |            \
         |:.  | | |             |
         |:.  | |o| E - M A I L |
         |:.  | `"`             |
         |:.  |_  __   __ _  __ /
         `""""`""""|=`|"""""""`
                   |=_|
             jgs   |= |
     
    -=[ millenium bug ]=-  12/98
    
                       _ _       \ \
            .-"""""-. / \_> /\    |/
           /         \.'`  `',.--//
         -(    Y2K    I      I  @@\
           \         /'.____.'\___|
            '-.....-' __/ | \   (`)
        jgs          /   /  /
                         \  \
     
     -=[ Y2K bug ]=-  
    
                                  .--.       .--.
                              _  `    \     /    `  _
                               `\.===. \.^./ .===./`
                                      \/`"`\/
                                   ,  | y2k |  ,
                                  / `\|;-.-'|/` \
                                 /    |::\  |    \
                              .-' ,-'`|:::; |`'-, '-.
                                  |   |::::\|   | 
                                  |   |::::;|   |
                                  |   \:::://   |
                                  |    `.://'   |
                          jgs    .'             `.
                              _,'                 `,_
     
    ** Apple Logo-McIntosh  **  10/96 
     
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                              .8888'
                             .8888'
                             888'
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                .88888888888. .88888888888.
             .8888888888888888888888888888888.
           .8888888888888888888888888888888888.
          .&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&'
          &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&'
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          @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@:
          %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%.
          %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%.
          `%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%.
           `00000000000000000000000000000000000'
            `000000000000000000000000000000000'
             `0000000000000000000000000000000'
               `###########################'
          jgs    `#######################'
                   `#########''########'
                     `""""""'  `"""""'
     
     -=[ Windows logo ]=-  10/98
    
           .----------------.
          |          _       |
          |      _.-'|'-._   |
          | .__.|    |    |  |
          |     |_.-'|'-._|  |
          | '--'|    |    |  |
          | '--'|_.-'`'-._|  |
       jgs| '--'          `  |
           '----------------'
     
     
    -=[ Windows logo ]=-  9/00
                       
                    _.-;;-._
             '-..-'|   ||   |
             '-..-'|_.-;;-._|
             '-..-'|   ||   |
       jgs   '-..-'|_.-''-._|
     
    -=[ Linux penguin ]=-  2/98
    
               _..._
             .'     '.
            /  _   _  \
            | (o)_(o) |
             \(     ) /
             //'._.'\ \
            //   .   \ \
           ||   .     \ \
           |\   :     / |
           \ `) '   (`  /_
         _)``".____,.'"` (_
    jgs  )     )'--'(     (
          '---`      `---`
                  ___
               ,-'   '-.
              /  _   _  \
              | (o)_(o) |
              \ .-""-.  /
              //`._.-'`\\
             //   :    ; \
            //. - '' -.|  |
           /:    :     |  |
          | |   :     ,/  /,
    jgs  _;'`-, '     |`.-' `\
        )     `\.___./;     .'
        '.__    )----'\__.-'
            `""`
                   a8888b.        
                 d888888b.       
                 8P"YP"Y88       
                 8|o||o|88       
                 8'    .88       
                 8`._.' Y8.      
                d/      `8b.     
              .dP   .     Y8b.    
             d8:'   "   `::88b.   
            d8"           `Y88b   
           :8P     '       :888   
            8a.    :      _a88P   
          ._/"Yaa_ :    .| 88P|   
     jgs  \    YP"      `| 8P  `. 
     a:f  /     \._____.d|    .'  
          `--..__)888888P`._.'
     
    -=[ little Linux penguin ]=-  1/99
      
                .---.
               /     \
               \.@-@./
               /`\_/`\
              //  _  \\
             | \     )|_
            /`\_`>  <_/ \
         jgs\__/'---'\__/
     
    -=[ computers ]=-  3/97
                ___________
               |.---------.|
               ||         ||
               ||         ||
               ||         ||
               |'---------'|
                `)__ ____('
                [=== -- o ]--.
              __'---------'__ \
         jgs [::::::::::: :::] )
              `""'"""""'""""`/T\
                             \_/
    
                  ___________
                 /          /|
                /__________/ |
               |.---------.| |
               ||         || |
               ||         || |
               ||         || |
               |'---------'|/
                `)__ _____(']
                [=== -- o ]/--.
              __'---------'__  \
         jgs [::::::::::: :::]  )
              `""'"""""'""""` /T\
                              \_/
     
    -=[ computer system ]=-  1/99
                                  _______
                                 | ___  o|
                                 |[_-_]_ |
              ______________     |[_____]|
             |.------------.|    |[_____]|
             ||            ||    |[====o]|
             ||            ||    |[_.--_]|
             ||            ||    |[_____]|
             ||            ||    |      :|
             ||____________||    |      :|
         .==.|""  ......    |.==.|      :|
         |::| '-.________.-' |::||      :|
         |''|  (__________)-.|''||______:|
         `""`_.............._\""`______
            /:::::::::::'':::\`;'-.-.  `\
           /::=========.:.-::"\ \ \--\   \
           \`""""""""""""""""`/  \ \__)   \
        jgs `""""""""""""""""`    '========'
     
    -=[ computer system ]=-  9/00
                              ________
                             | ______o|
             _______________ ||__---_||
            |  ___________  || ______ |
            | |           | |||______||
            | | #         | ||--------|
            | |           | ||      O |
            | |           | ||      | |
            | '-----------' ||      | |
            |_____________-_||      | |
              __/_______\__  |::::::::|
             ________________'-.__
            /:::::::::':::'::\ .\\\---.
        jgs/::======::: .:.:::\ \\_)   \
           `""""""""""""""""""`  '-----'
     
    -=[ computer ]=-  2/01
                         .----.
             .---------. | == |
             |.-"""""-.| |----|
             ||       || | == |
             ||       || |----|
             |'-.....-'| |::::|
             `"")---(""` |___.|
            /:::::::::::\" _  "
           /:::=======:::\`\`\
       jgs `"""""""""""""`  '-'
     
    -=[ computer mouse ]=-  7/00
    
                    _)
                .--'
             __(__
           /`  |  `\
           |   Q   |
           |___|___|
           |       |
           |       |
           |       |
           \       /
       jgs  '.___.'
    -=[ computer disk ]=-  9/00
            __________
         .'`   |     |`'.
         |     '-----'  |
         |              |
         |  .--------.  |
         |  |--------|  |
         |  |--------|  |
         |  |--------|  |
         |  ;--------;  |
     jgs |__:________:__|
     
    -=[ Space Goose ]=-  10/98
    
              _...._
           .()      '() 
          /:  \-""-./  \
         /:' / \    \   \
        |:' |     ^ /'-._|
        |:' |  ,_ ,'_.---;`
         \:.\    ';`    /
          \:.\    \    /
      jgs  '-:\____\.-'
     
    -=[ folder icons ]=-  9/00
             _____
            /     \______
           |            |
           |   _________|__
           |  /           /
           | /           /
      jgs  |/___________/
    
             _____
            /     \______
           |  .-""-.     |
           | /      \    |
           | \      /    |
           |  '-..-;\    |
      jgs  |________\\___|
                     \|
     
    -=[ notepad ]=-  5/00
    
            ((((((((((()
           /  _____   /|
          /  /____/  /-|
         /          /--|
        /          /---|
       /__________/----|
           |-----------|
           |-----------|
       jgs '-----------'
     
    -=[ download graybar ]=-  9/00
    
      .---------------------------.
      | [____DOWNLOAD STATUS____] |
      |  ________________________ |
      | |::::::::::::60%|        ||
      | `"""""""""""""""""""""""" |
      '---------------------------'
     
    -=[ sick computer ]=-  4/97
             _______
            |.-----.|
            ||x . x||
            ||_.-._||
            `--)-(--`
           __[=== o]___
          |:::::::::::|\
    jgs   `-=========-`()
    
    
    
    -=[ Computer w/Sword ]=-  4/97
    
                      ___________
                     |.---------.|
                @)___||_        ||_______
      {8*8888*888{______}spunk  ||_______>
                @)   ||_________||
                     `----)-(----`
                    ____[=== o]___
                   |::::::::::::::|\
               jgs `-============-`()
     
    -=[ Prayer to Computer Angel ]=-   3/97
                              _____________
                             |.-----------.|
       A Prayer to my        ||     _     ||
        COMPUTER ANGEL:      ||   (\o/)   ||
                             ||    /_\    ||
     Guide my keystrokes,    ||___________||
     Keep my programs alive,  `-)-------(-'
     Protect me from viruses,  [=== -- o ]--.
     Back up my drive.       __'---------'__ \
                            [::::::::::: :::] )
                   Amen.     `""'"""""'""""`/T\
                                        jgs \_/
    
                                              _____________
          _  ***                             |.--- *** ---.|
         ( `\( ) *   A Prayer to my          || (`\( )/`) ||
          `> /~\_I    COMPUTER ANGELS:       ||  > /~\ <  ||
          (_/ /\/                            ||  (// \\)  ||
            \ \    Guide my keystrokes,      ||___`| |`___||
    jgs     / /    Keep my programs alive,    `-)--|_|--(-'
            \/     Protect me from viruses,    [=== -- o ]--.
            `      Back up my drive.         __'---------'__ \
                                            [::::::::::: :::] )
                                  Amen.      `""'"""""'""""`/T\
                                                        jgs \_/
     
    -=[ cat at the computer ]=-  4/97
    
                       /\             /\
                      |`\\_,--="=--,_//`|  
                      \ ."  :'. .':  ". /
                     ==)  _ :  '  : _  (==
                       |>/O\   _   /O\<|
                       | \-"~` _ `~"-/ |
                      >|`===. \_/ .===`|<
            jgs .-"-.   \==='  |  '===/   .-"-.
         .-----{'. '`}---\,  .-'-.  ,/---{.'. '}-----.
         |     `"---"`     `~-===-~`     `"---"`     |
         |     .-------------------------------.     |
         |     |                               |     |
         |     |                               |     |
         |     |                    .--.       |     |
         |     |                  ."  o \__    |     |
         |     |               _.-"    ,(  `   |     |
         |     |           _.-"      ,;;|      |     |
         |     |      _.-=" _,"    ,,;;;'      |     |\  
         |     |  .-"`_.-"``-..,,;;;;:'        |     |'\
         |     |  `"'`          `\`\           |     |.'`\
         |     |                 /^\\\         |     |'.'`}
         |     |                               |     } '. }
         |     |                               |    /.'`./
         |     '-------------------------------'   /. './
        _|  _                                     /.`'./
       (.\-/.)--------.__________________.-------{.'. {
        \6 6/         /                  \       `\.'`\
    (   =\ /=  ______/....................\______  \.'.\
     \   /O\  |                                  |  }'.'}
      ) /   \ | [[[[[[[[[[ ===       ()  ()  ()  | {'.'/
     (  U   U |                       ________   |  `~`
      \(|   |)| [[[[[[[[[[ ===       [________]  |
       _w___w_:----------------------------------:_______
      |  []  [][][][] [][][][] [][][][] [][][]  == ===== |
      |                                                  |
      |   [][][][][][][][][][][][][][]_ [][][] [][][][]  |
      |   [_][][][][][][][][][][][][]| |[][][] [][][]||  |
      |   []  [][][][][][][][][][][][__|       [][][]||  |
      |   [__] [][][][][][][][][][][___]  []   [][][]||  |
      |   [_]  [_][_____________][_] [_][][][] [__][]||  |
      '--------------------------------------------------'
     
    -=[ dog on computer ]=- tweak 8/00
    
                    _,=.=,_
                  ,'=.     `\___,
                 /    \  (0     |        __ _
                /      \     ___/       /| | ''--.._
                |      |     \)         || |    ===|\
                ',   _/    .--'         || |   ====| |
                  `"`;    (             || |    ===|/
                     [[[[]]_..,_        \|_|_..--;"`
                     /  .--""``\\          __)__|_
                   .'       .\,,||___     |        |
             (   .'     -""`| `"";___)---'|________|__
             |\ /         __|   [_____________________]
              \|       .-'  `\        |.----------.|
               \  _           |       ||          ||
           jgs  (          .-' )      ||          ||
                 `""""""""""""`      """         """
    -=[ Does Your System Have Bugs? ]=-  4/97
    
               .--.       .--.
           _  `    \     /    `  _
            `\.===. \.^./ .===./`
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    -=[ Greeting Cards ]=-  4/97
                              _.-'|
                          _.-'    |
                      _.-'        |
                   .-'____________|______
                   |                     |
                   |  Your computer      |
                   |      is dead...     |
                   | and it was so alive |
                   |      _______        |
                   |     |.-----.|       |
                   |     ||x . x||       |
                   |     ||_.-._||       |
                   |     `--)-(--`       |
                   |    __[=== o]___     |
                   |   |:::::::::::|\    |
               jgs |   `-=========-`()   |
                   | You shouldn't have  |
                   |     installed:      |
                   |                     |
                   |    -= Win'95 =-     |
                   `---------------------`
     
    -=[ Understanding the Technology ]=-  5/97
                              _
                  .----------/ |<=== floppy disk
                 /           | |
                /           /| |          _________
               /           / | |         | .-----. |
              /___________/ /| |         |=|     |-|
             [____________]/ | |         |~|_____|~|
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             |            |  | |            `--._|
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             |            | /|  (______________________)  )<== user  ||
             |____________|/ \___________________________/  interface||
             '--||----: `'''''.__                      |             ||
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                ||         |     `-. `'._of operation /<== processing||
                ||         |        `\   '-.         /       unit    ||
      surge     ().-.      |         |      :      /`                ||
    control ==>(_((X))     |      .-.       : <======= output        ||
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                            `\  \|/   '-..-'      |   /_\  /|     /______\
                             /`-.____             |       / /      [____]
                            / _     /_____________| _    / /_
              peripherals ==>/_\___________________/_\__/ /~ )__
                (hardware) |____________________________|/  ~   ) |\\\ ///|
                                                (__~  ~     ~(~~` | \\V// |
              overflow (input/output error) ===> (_~_  ~  ~_ `)   |  |~|  |
          _________                                  `--~-' '`    |  |=|  |
       _|`---------`|                       supplemental data ===>|  | |  |
      (C|           |<=== back-up        (()____                  |  | |  |
       `\           /                   ('      `\______,          \ |=| /
         `=========`           mouse ==> `,,---,,'                  \|_|/
    
    
     
    
    -=[ Cartoon Joke ]=-  5/97
    Arranged by: pc5065@harrier.fen.bris.ac.uk (PN Clark)
    
         .~~^~^~^~^~^~^~~~.
        (  Boy this thing  )
         (    is slow.    )
          `~u~u~u~u~u~u~~'
          O             O
         O               O
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           ` .     _ . '
              ~0  (_|
             |(_~|^~~|
             TT/_ T"T 
    jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
     
    -=[ Cruising down the Information Superhighway... ]=-  12/96
    
    
    "I'm cruising down the Information Superhighway in high gear... 
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                                        _    ,   
       __   __   __   __   __   --  -,_/\\_~0_\ ___    __   __   __
                              --    /  ___ \-  `___`"-,
                            ---    `"-( @ )----( @ )---`
      jgs                              '-'      '-'
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    Surfing the waves of the Digital Ocean.. 
                           .        .           -     _
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    "Actually, I'm sitting on my butt staring at a computer screen." - TT
                                      _
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                                TT/_ T"T 
                       jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^   
    
    <TT = Tom Tomorrow... 
    thank you to Paul Tomblin who discovered these words of wisdom
       and shared them with me...>
     
    -=[ ASCII ass-key ]=-  8/98
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    -=[ life in a fishbowl ]=-  9/00
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    -=[ the 'ultimate' computer system ]=-  2/01
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    -=[ panic button ]=-  10/00
    
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