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Colin Douthwaite
1930 - 1999
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              \          /     -cfbd-
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Colin Douthwaite, aka 'cfbd', was an avid enthusiast of ASCII art.
This archive is just a small tribute to a man who contributed so much.
We'll miss you, Colin.
Bye,

(note from son, Ian)

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: "..........;;;;;;;;      ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;      ;;;;;;;........." :
: +  "..........................................................."   + :
:  .|,  """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""  .|,   :
; - * -   .|,   > * * * <   .|,   > * * * <   .|,   > * * * <   - * -  :
 . '|`   - * -  | * * * |  - * -  | * * * |  - * -  | * * * |    '|` .'
  '.  +   '|`   > * * * <   '|`   > * * * <   '|`   > * * * <      .'
    ' . ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, . '
                    |;;;;| |;;;;;;;;;;;| |;;;;;;|
                    |;;;;| |;;;;;;;;;;;| |;;;;;;|  " THE MAGIC ROUNDABOUT "
                    |;;;;| |;;;;;;;;;;;| |;;;;;;|/)_ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                 _  |;;;;| |;;;;;;;;;;;| |;;;;;;|  =\                 ,--,
      (\_ .... ()\\~|;;;;| |;;;;;;;;;;;| |;;;;;;|/~\_)...,            |  |
   . /=  ) .. ()  >,|;;;  _(\_, ;;;;;;;| |;;;;;;|... (\(\  ...,      @' @'
  . (/~\@ )_ ... //  ;;  /=    )  ;;;;;| |; _ ;;|... /=  ) ......,
 ,...  (    ~~@~~))() ; (_/~\ @ )_       _ ( ) ;|.. (_/\@ \      ..,
......  \  @     / /() ;    (     ~~@~~~~ ^)\) ;| ..... ( (~@~~~() ....
....... ) _ _ @_(,< () ....  \  @      @   /(\) '....... \ \  @  () ...
:.....  // |  // // ........ ) _ )_@_ _ (,<  () .......  ) _)___< () ..:
: ...  o~  | 'o 'o ........ //  // |  // // ..........  //// | // ....,:
:" ,.......|.............. o~  o~  | 'o 'o  .........  o~o~  |'o ...," :
: + " ,............................|.........................|...,"  + :
:  .|, " ,.....................................................," .|,  :  |\
; - * -   """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""  - * - ;  |
 `.'|`     > * * * <               .|,               > * * * <    '|`.'  @'
   '.  +   | * * * | < =^= =^= >  - * -  < =^= =^= > | * * * |  +  .'
     '.    > * * * <               '|`               > * * * <   .'
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             _ _ -^- _ _                                                 |
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    ( _  _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ )       ,( @' `\
          /  ;    / ., ,. \   ;                 |
         / ;     ;  (o o)  ;   ;               @')       Mr RUSTY
         ;   ;   ;      _) ;   ;                         ~~~~~~~~
         ;       `,/;;;`:;;\  ;                      He looks after the
          ;, ,, , (.;;.,;,,;)'___ ___ ____ ___ _      Magic Roundabout
            "``'/`   " " '\                   / |     itself and plays
               /   _       |___ ____ ____  /  = |      the barrel organ.
              |  (   \O  O |             | c ~  |
              |   \   \    |  (@)        |   *  |
              |     \   \ _._  \\_       |  %   |
              |     | \ _ _*_|=)U@      | (  + |
              |     | O  O |             |  //~'\
              /     |      |             | ||    |
             (_ _ _ |_ _ _ _\            | || () |
                |  `'|   |__ ___ ___ ____|/||    |
      -cfbd-    |    | __|/\                \\_./`
                |____/\ ____)
               (_______)
 
          FLORENCE.  A little girl who is a bit innocent at times.
          ~~~~~~~~
     ,---,__,---,_  "
    (   __)__(__  ), "
   '\/   ,,,, ~~  ",
"        ,' _   '_" ' "
     "     0  0   '
  "  "         >    '                DOUGAL. A dog. Florence's friend.
   '          U    '                 ~~~~~~
     ' , , , , , '                     He sometimes thinks he's very
        /---\                           important and knows a lot.
      / ~~~~~~\
    /   )      \\                          He likes sugar lumps.
   <   /___ _ __) \
    \ __\  ~~)~) \_\                 .,,,,,.
     (   )        \ )              .%;;;;;;;%`\                    \    /
   /  UUU          \U           / ` /`"'''"'`\   \               \    _   /
  /                 }         /   /  ~ 6 6 ~   \   \                ("'";
   ~-__         _ -~         /   /   .,,,,,.    \   \``'.,,,..      ;"'"
       ~-~-~-~-~|            /  :   ::;;;;;::    ;   \       \ ```'' \
       |  | |~~~~)           /  :    `'''''`     ;   \    \ \  \ \   \ \
     /|~~~~)|    \___        /   `,     _      ,'   \    \   \   \      \
     ||    \(_ ___ _ )        /  \ `''`(_)``''` /  \  \   \              \
     (_ ___ __ )~~~~~         / // \ : . . . : /  \   \  ; \ \  \   \     ;
      ~~~~~~~~~               / // \\ ; ; ; ; //  \  /\ ; ; , ' ^ ^ '^ ^ '
                             ' '' ` ``       '' `' ` ' `
                                _____
                              /\   . `\      _____
                          _ _/:  \_____\ _ / ,  ./`\  _ _
                        /    \ , /   . /  /____/. ' \   /|
                      /     / '\/_____/'__\ ; .\   ./`/  |
                    / _ _ _/_'_ _/_ _ _/_ _\_`_ _\_//    |
                   |     __                        |     |
                   |    (  )        _   _    _     |     |
                   |      \ |   | / | / |  /` |    |     |
                   |    \__) \_/| \/| \/| /   |/   |     |
  ______           |               (|              |     |
 /\   . `\  ____   |    \_|)                   _   |    /
/:  \_____\`  ./`\ |     _|  |   | /|/|/| |/\ (_`  |   /
\ , /   . /___/.   \    (/\_/ \_/|_ | | | |_/ ,_)  |  /
 `\/_____/ ; .\   ./`                     |        | /  -cfbd-
          \_____\/`|_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _|/
 
       ERMINTRUDE.  A rather well-spoken cow.
       ~~~~~~~~~~    Eats a lot and is not very bright.
       <'^-,_
        `~^` `" \                                " Hello Dougal, dear boy.
                 )                                   Who brought you all
                /                            _._      the sugar lumps,
              /                           /~     ~\     dear heart ? "
         __  (    __                    /          \
        (  ) _\__(  )_ - - - _ _       /    _  _    \
         \    ,          ...     '_'_(\. - ~     ~ - _\_/)_
         |   :;:        :;;;:   (    _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _     )
         |               :;:     \__/,,.,.,,,.,,,,,.,,,`\_/
         |     ...                    |       O  O   |
          |    ;;;            .:::    |              |
           \          ;;      :::`    |              |
             \            ;;          :    (       ) ;      ERMINTRUDE
   -cfbd-      (  \ , ,           ,.'  ',   `~~~~~` ,'      ~~~~~~~~~~
                \/\)   \\ '  '  '\/\)     ` '>'\' '
                       (  \                  \/\)
                        \/\)
 
          BRIAN
          ~~~~~                               (`)           (`)
   A snail and Dougal's                        ||           //
   best friend, although                    ___||______   //
   they often argue.                      /`___||______`\//
 He is always very cheerful.         _ _ /_%_%_%_%_%_%_%_|__
                                    (_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _)
                                      .`          (c  c) ;
                     _ -- ~~~ -- _    :             (\.  ;
                  -~               ~-  '.         , `\O  '
                /       _ _ _         ~_ `,.      `~~` .`
               /      /       \          ("`"`~`" ~;`~`~)
              |     /    __     \        (         )  ;  )
              |    |   (   \     |      / `"`'`"`"`|` |  |
              |     \       |    |    (            |  '  |`
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                \             /     (             '|     |`
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         `~~~ ~~  ~~~ ~ ~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~ ~ ~~~ ~~ `""`
 
                               /~~~~\
                  //~~\      /  \    \
                 /   \\\    //    \ __)
                (__/\__\%%%%  __(``
                   {{ /^^^^^\ {=
                  <( ((=)(=) ) />_
                  w/   ~_ ~    \ w            DYLAN
                 / (   { }     ) \\           ~~~~~
       / \     {{i| \__/,\___./ |_}}          An American rabbit who
     < o o.>    "'"'''\_|_/'____""'"          spends most of his time
    // \/~ \       / /     (     \            asleep or yawning.
         \  \     | /       \     \
           \/`U,__| | /--,|~~\    )
             (/     | (UUU/--_  _ /
              (/~~)__/  \|       |
             / \\\ //    \~~~~~~~~
            (_  \\/    |       |
              ) /      /        \
               /       |         \
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             )         |           \
           __/~~~~~( ~~__/~~~~~( ~~~
          (_________) (_________)
 
   MR. MACHENRY.  He whizzes about on a tricycle and looks after all
   ~~~~~~~~~~~~  the plants in the Magic Garden and there are some
                 pretty strange ones.
()   ()
  \ //   ()                 ____/~~~~~\
   \ \ //                  ( ____      \____
    \ \                     \----,__________`)
     \ \  {}                ;'~oo~  ;,'. :," ';
 ()   \ \/                 ;' (/~"~;  `",;;;`~
   \\   /                  ",.   ;,;"'" _
     \\ <                    ","____;_/  )                 <)
       > <                     |________/ |              <)o<)
      /   \                _ ((~| ",   ",  \              /_\
     /     \             o//~~  |   ",,,"    \
    /       \            ||+(\  ( _ _ _ _ _ _ _\                     )\
   /         \        //~||\\ \\   ___)__) |_                     (\/__\
  /           \      ((= o`=))  \\(_(______/=)  ,--,
 /   -cfbd98-  \      \\ | //    \(============(  o )
                        ~~~                     `~~~`
                                                             <)o<(
                              <)                 *            /_\
   )\                       <)o<)              ()^()
(\/__\                       /_\              (_><_/
 
         ZEBEDEE.He looks after all the magic and springs up
         ~~~~~~~     from nowhere.
                            He has a magic moustache.
                          ,,.
                       ,;";^;";,
                       `:,"`,`;`
                    , '`__`` __`' ,
                  /   (.__e.e__.)   \
             .   (        ...        )   .     "  TIME  FOR  BED  !!! "
           ;`     \     (`   `)     /     `;
           :`',    `-. / `'''` \ .-`    .`';        says Zebedee
            `;.`'`'` ".,,` '' `,,."`'`'`'.;'
               ``'"`'` /  ( )   \ `'"`'``
           ,-'`|~~~~~( o  /  \  o )~~~~~|`'-,
          `,_  |      ~~~ |  | ~~~      |  _,'
              `'~~~~~|    |  |    |~~~~~ `'
                     |    |  |    |
                     |____|  |____|
                     |____________|
                         //||\\
                        (( || ))
                         \\||//           . - >   B-O-I-N-G  !!!
                           //           /
                         //||\\       /
                        (( || ))  - -         . - >  B-O-I-N-G !!!
                         \\||//             /
                           //             /
             -cfbd-      //||\\   - - - -
                        (( || ))
                         \\____
                          ~~~~~`
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                      Magic Roundabout Theme Tune in BASIC
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10 REM  "Theme Tune: THE MAGIC ROUNDABOUT20 PLAY "T210O2L12a2a4a4e2e2"
30 PLAY "g-4g-4g-4g-4d2.P7"40 PLAY "g2g4g4d2d2"50 PLAY "g+2g+4g+4e2e2"
60 PLAY "a2a4a4e2e2"70 PLAY "g-4g-4g-4g-4d2.P7"80 PLAY "g2g4g4d2d2"
90 PLAY "g+2g+4g+4e2e2a1."
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
 
     \_     ,                            ,     _/
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    _  \   ~\ ) (    =\       /s    )  ( /~   / _
   ( ) _\_  //_( @ /~\_)     (_/~\ @ )_`\\  _/ ( )
   (/(^ ~~~@~~     )             (     ~~@~~~ ^)\)
  (/)\   @      @  /              \  @     @   /(\)
  ()  >,)_ _@_( _ (               ) _ )_@_ _(,<  ()
      \\ \\   \\  \\             //  //   // //
       o' o'   ~o  ~o           o~  o~   'o 'o   -cfbd-
 
                    ,     _/
           (\_/)   /| _.-~/
           /vv )  ( /~   / _
          (_/\  \ `\\  _/ ( )
              (  (~~~~~~~~)\)
               \ \        /(\)
               ) _)_ _ __<  ()
              ////     //
             o~ o     'o    -cfbd-
 


           _.- ~~^^^'~- _ __ .,.- ~ ~ ~  ~  -. _
 ________,'       ::.                       _,-  ~ -.
((      ~_\   -s-  ::                     ,'          ;,
 \\       <.._ .;;;`                     ;           }  `',
  ``======='    _ _- _ (   }             `,          ,'\,  `,
               ((/ _ _,i   ! _ ~ - -- - _ _'_-_,_,,,'    \,  ;
       cfbd       ((((____/            (,(,(, ____>        \,'
Colin Douthwaite
 
             _.- ~~^^^'~- _ _  .,.-  ~  ~ ~  ~  -  _
  ________,'       ::.                              ~ -.
 ((      ~_\   -s-  ::                         _ -       ;,
  \\ ______<.._ .;;;`                        ,'         }  `',
   ``~~~~~ ~` ~- _                          ;            ;    `\
                 _ _- _ (   }               {           , \,    `,
         /      ((/  _ _i   ! _              ,        ,'    \,    ,
       /           ((((____/    ~  - - - - _ _'_-_,_,`        \,  ;
      < ----,____                         (,(,(, ____>          \,'
       \ ________`--.__ _ _ ____ ____  __ ______ _ _ ____ ____  __
                 `------__-------     ______ _ _ ____ ____  __

                                                        -cfbd-

            _.- ~~^^^'~- _ _  .,.-  ~  ~ ~  ~  -  _
  ________,'       ::.                              ~ -.
 ((      ~_\   -s-  ::                         _ -      ;,
  \\ ______<.._ .;;;`                        ,'         }  `',
   ``~~~~~ ~` ~- _                          ;            ;    `\
                 _ _- _ (   }               {           , \,    `,
         /      ((/  _ _i   ! _              ,        ,'    \,    ,
       /           ((((____/    ~  - - - - _ _'_-_,_,`        \,  ;
      < ----,____                         (,(,(, ____>          \,'
       \ ________`--.__ _ _ ____ ____  __ ______ _ _ ____ ____  __
                 `------__-------     ______ _ _ ____ ____  __


           _.- ~~^^^'~- _ __ .,.- ~ ~ ~  ~  -. _
 ________,'       ::.                       _,-  ~ -.
((      ~_\   -s-  ::                     ,'          ;,
 \\       <.._ .;;;`                     ;           }  `',
  ``======='    _ _- _ (   }             `,          ,'\,  `,
               ((/ _ _,i   ! _ ~ - -- - _ _'_-_,_,,,'    \,  ;
                  ((((____/            (,(,(, ____>        \,'


         _.-^~~^^^`~-,_,,~''''''```~,''``~'``~,Joe Schmuck <jshmuck@random.isp>
 ______,'  -o  :.  _    .          ;     ,'`,  `. "Include random quote
(      -\.._,.;;'._ ,(   }        _`_-_,,    `, `, here" -me
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       =                                   =      Goldfish Bowl " 
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   =     \.          |\                        =
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 =        //~~----___  (_c_nn~~~   ><_o>   __    =
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           Z   O               __\\\\@   //^^        _-    \///////
        Z    z   o       _____((_     \-/ ____/ /   <   < \\       > 
                   o    0__________\\\---//____/----//__|-^\\\\\\\\
    by Colin Douthwaite cfbd
 
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                                      '\_  """"  _/`
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          /                               ,
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           |      /  _ _     _ _ \  /\  /      PADDY McGINTY'S
           /   _/   /   - - -     |/  |/            GOAT
          |  /  |  /              )>  )>
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          | /   |/     -cfbd98-   ||  (\
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      /     \  , - - - - - 6
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        vv   vv          v vv
 
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                           _
                         _( )_
   _                    (     (o___
 _<_\_                   |      _ 7         "We've come to wish you a Very
<_    \__                 \    (")          Happy Thursday," said Pooh.
  |   ' /'   """.         /     \ \
   \___/     *  "        (      )  )
   /+++\   /  ""         |    \ __/
  |.||..|==D             |        |
  |..\D.|  |             (       /
   \+++/   |  "           \     /
"    \\O\\O "  "           )   /(_
 "  "         "      " "   |  (___)
  "    "                    \___)
     "       "    "   "           "
                    "     "     "
                                                              /\ /|
"Why, what's going to happen on                              |||| |
Thursday?" asked Rabbit, and when                   ________ |||| |
Pooh had explained, and Rabbit,                    /        \ \ | \
whose life was made up of                         /  _       \/  @ @
Important Things, said, "Oh, I                   /    \          =>X<=
thought you'd really come about                /|      |         /
something,"                                    \|     /________| |_
                                                 \________\    \___\
      they sat down for a little...
                                     /\ /|
         _                          |||| |
       _( )_                        |||| |
      (     (o___                    \ | \                  _
       |      _ 7                _ _ /  @ @               _<_/_
        \    (")               /    \   =>X<=          __/    _>
        /     \ \            /|      |   /            '\  '  |
       (      )  )      "    \|     /__| |              \___/
       |    \ __/              \_____\ \__\             /+++\
"      |        |   "                                o=|..|..|
  "    (       / _       "   "                         | o/..|
"   "  |    __) / )                     "           0==|+++++|
        \_ _ __ _/             "            "        0======/
   "                                              "              "
                                               "            "
           and by-and-by Pooh and Piglet went on again.
    The wind was behind them now, so they didn't have to shout.
           "Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully
              "Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit's clever."
                        "And he has Brain."
             "Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit has a Brain."
                     There was a long silence.
"I suppose," said Pooh, " that that's why he never understands anything."
                                        -- Winnie the Pooh
    >>>  Pictures mainly from Kurt Scaletta <<<
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            /                  \            \                         .'
           |                    |             ~- ._ ,. ,.,.,., ,.. -~
           |                    |                     '       '
            \                  /
             \                /
               ' ,        , '
                   ' =  '
                     |
                     |
                     |
                     |
   ,*'    _          |
        _( )_    (")_|
       (    (c.., (")          Pooh Bear floated gracefully up
       |       _; \ \           into the sky and stayed there
        \     ,'_ )  )
       /      (_ _ ,/
,*'   /        \
      |          \       ,*'       - level with the top
      |           )_,'\            of the tree and
      |           |__,/          about twenty feet          ,   ,
      ;      ,.,./ ,-.         away from it.              (  (    )
       ',   ',   `- ,/                                  ( (     )   )
          ' ' '----'       ,*'                        , ( (         ) '
                                                       (    (   )  / )
 ,*'                                                   ( ( \\       ) ,
              ,*'                                         ( |  // )
                                                            |   |
   The bees were still buzzing                              |   |
    as suspiciously as ever.                                |   |
                                                            |   |
     ,*'                                                ``'-------
              ,*'
        -  Winnie-The-Pooh                                -cfbd-
------------------------------------------------------------------------
                " I am NOT Roo, " said Piglet loudly.
                          " I am Piglet ! "
                    /\  /\
                 ..( )-'.'
               : o      )
                \      /
          .~.    `,   /  .~.
          `. `.   |  | .'.'
            `.  ~.'~~~ .'
              ~-/      \
               /        \
              |          |
               \        / _   -cfbd-
                `.     /,'.'
                ,-.| | --'
                -----'


                    (\ )\
                   _{ )_{)
               __,~      )
              [_   +     /
          .~.   \       /  .~.
          `.`.   '\,   / .'.'
            `.~.  .'~~~  .'
               ~-/::::::\
                /::::::::\
               |::::::::::|
               !::::::::::|   -cfbd-
                \::::::::/ _
                 `.::::/,,'.'
                 ,-.| | --'
                 -----'

                   |\  /\
                 ..| )-'.'
              :;'o      )
          .~.   \      /  .~.
          `.`.   `,   / .'.'
            `.~. .'~~~  .'
              ~-/::::::\
               /::::::::\
              |::::::::::|
               \::::::::/ _    -cfbd-
                `.:::::/,'.'
                ,-.| | --'
                -----'

                     _
                   _<_/_
                __/    _>
               '\  '  |
                 \___/
                 /+++\
              o=|..|..|
                | o/..|
             0==|+++++|   - cfbd after Scaletta -
              0======/
           "              "
        "            "
--------------------------------------------------------------------
            " Help, help ! " cried Piglet, " a Heffalump,
                      a Horrible Heffalump ! "
 
              .,,,''''''',,
         .,,,/           ,~~~\.     /~~~\     \   \
/     __/               /      \_'''',,,/     ))  ))
\_O--/                  |       \    __ ",,  //  //
    |                    /  \_  /     @)  ''//_ //
   |                      ',,,/      ~~    //  ~~__
   |          )             (           __//        ---___ _/OO
    \          )     /    )   ( ,,,,   (_Q   '''----_______,_/
      \       |--.-- #|   |,,,/\_   ~~\/
        \____________#| /    \_ ''\___
         /  /    _/  /         ~~\ __ \      -cfbd-
        /__/   #|__/                 |##
        |##    ~~
                   - Winnie-the-Pooh
--------------------------------------------------------------------
 
Eeyore, the old grey donkey, stood by the side of the stream,
  and looked at himself     in the water.
                                ,,"""',,;;''''''''' '';,
  "Pathetic," he said.        ,',                       '',,
                            ,' ,'   \                      \\
  "That's what it is.      ,''' @   ) \  )           _    ) ll
                               |   /  /   :;;,,,,;;''( | )  ll
      Pathetic."               \__|   ( | )          ( | )  ll
                                     (_/\_)         (_(__/  /\
                            |\#/  \|/  \\||//  \#/   \\\||/ -cfbd-
 ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
  ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^            - Winnie-the-Pooh
--------------------------------------------------------------------
             Nobody seemed to know where they came from,
                 but there they were in the Forest:
                         Kanga and Baby Roo.
                                                - Winnie-the-Pooh
--------------------------------------------------------------------
                                                   _-_
                                                /~~   ~~\
               |\  |\                        /~~         ~~\
               ()__()                       _-_             }
               \o o /                   /~~   ~~\      -_  /    _-_
               ()  /                 /~~         ~~\ //  ~~  /~~   ~
               (^) \                {               }|    /~~
                  \ \                \  _-     -_  / |   {
                   \ \                ~~  \\ //  ~~  \\   \  _-
                _ _ |  \                   | |             ~~  \\ //
               ' _ _/  ) ~- _              | |                  | |
              '/,_ _ _/      ~ ,          // \\                 | |
                    /   /)/)     ',                            // \\
                   (   (¯.¯)    _ _',
                    \ __) (__ /    } '- - - - - - - - - - -,
                     \       {     ,- - - - - - - - ' ' ' '
                       \      >   /
#----x---x--x----#  .--- \    ' /   --x---x---#---x---x--x--x---x---#--
#                #  "----~ ~ / /              #                     #
#---x---x--x--x--#---x-     (_/  x---x---x----#---x---x--x--x---x---#---
#                #           "                #       -cfbd-        #
#----x--x--x--x--#--x---x---x----x----x---x---#---x---x--x--x---x---#---
#/   \|/   \\||//  \#/   \\\||/   \||///    \\#|//   \\\\\|||/// \|/#\|/
--------------------------------------------------------------------
 
    Baby Roo was practising very small jumps in the sand and
      falling down mouse-holes and climbing out of them...
                                                           _-_
            " Look at me jumping," squeaked Roo,        /~~   ~~\
               and fell into another mouse-hole.     /~~         ~~\
       _-_                                         _-_              }
    /~~   ~~\         - Winnie-the-Pooh         /~~   ~~\      -_  /
 /~~         ~~\                             /~~         ~~\ //  ~~
{                                           {               }|
 \  _-     -_  /                             \  _-     -_  / |
  ~~  \\ //  ~~                               ~~  \\ //  ~~  \\
       | |                                         | |
       | |                                         | |
      // \\              /)/)                     // \\
                        (¯.¯)
/   \|/   \\||//  \#/    \ (    />    \\#|//   \\\\\|||/// \|/   \||
---------------------  __/ _\  //  _--------------------------------
.  .    .   .  .   :  '~( '~ )//  -    .      . .  ()()_____  .  .
  .    .  .        :    _\  '}/  -          .      /**      )   _ .
    .          .   :   "--~(/   :  .    .     .   O_\\-m--m-/____)
 -cfbd-   .         : .....".. :              .           .       .
 __ __-- __ _-- _-- _-- _-- _-- __ _-- _ __-- _-- _-- _-- _-- _-- _--
--------------------------------------------------------------------
 
             /~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\
            /                 \
           |~ ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~|                     , ,,, ,
           |~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~|                 , '         ',
            \~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~/                /                \
             \~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~ ~/                /                  \
               \           /                 |                    |
                 \       /                   |                    |
                   \   /                      \                  /
                    \ /                        \                /
                     |                           ' ,        , '
                     |                               ' =  '
                     |                                 |
                     |                                 |
                     |                                 |
                     |                                 |
   ,*'    _          |                *'    _          |
        _( )_    (")_|                    _( )_    (")_|
       (    (o /\ (")                    (    (c.., (")
        |       / \ \                    |       _; \ \
         \   _,'_ )  )                    \     ,'_ )  )
         /        _ /                    /     ( _ _ ,/
,*'     (       ''                      /        \
        |        |      ,*'             |          \       ,*'
        |        |_,'\                  |           )_,'\
        |        |__,/                  |           |__,/
        "       /  .-.                  ;      ,.,./ ,-.         aw
         ",    '`-'  /                   ',   ',   `- ,/
           ~~~-.   .'      ,*'              ' ' '----'       ,*'
                 ~ ,*'                             -cfbd-               ,*'
-------------------------------------------------------------------
      " Many happy returns of Eeyore's
        birthday," said Pooh.                   /|__/|
                                              /`     /`
      " I'm giving him a Useful Pot          (o)-(o)' |
        to Keep Things in..."                (  '    )
                                             / ____ |
          _                                 /  ^ ^ \ \ ._
       __( )___   _                        / ^ ^ ^  | |  ~-._
      (        o / )                      | ^ ^ ^ ^ | |      I
       |           |                     /| ^ ^ ^ ^ | |      I
       |          /                      W|  ^ ^ ^  | |      I
        \        /                        | ^ ^ ^ ^  W       I
        /       \  _____                  \  ^ ^ ^   | ._    I
      /    /^\    (_____)                  \  ___  _/    ~-._I
      !   |   |  / ::::: \               I-.MM   MM       _.-I
      !   |   | !   :::   !              I   ~-._     _.-~   I
      !   |   |_!___:::   !              I       ~-I-~       I
      !    \________)____/               I-._      I      _.-I
      !                |                 I   ~-._  I  _.-~   I
      \         _     /                  I       ~-I-~       I
       \      /      /                             I
        \    |     /                               I   -cfbd-
         |   |   /                                 I
         |   |  |__
         (___(_____)           " Is this it ? " said Owl.
                        " Somebody has been keeping honey in it."
                                               -- Winnie-the-Pooh
-------------------------------------------------------------------
                                          _  _  _  _   *   _  _  _  _
                                         (                           )
  \   /|_|/\ /\                          8             /|__/|        8
   \^/ | |\/ \/                          8           /`     /`       8
                                         8          (O)-(O)' |       8
          |_|/\ /\  | |                  8          (  '    )        8
          | |\/ \/  . .                  8          / _0_  |         8
                                         8         /  ^ ^ \ \        8
              |_|/\ /\  | |              8        / ^ ^ ^  | |       8
              | |\/ \/  . .              8       | ^ ^ ^ ^ | |       8
                                         8      /| ^ ^ ^ ^ | |       8
                 |_|/\ /\  | |           8      W|  ^ ^ ^  | |       8
                 | |\/ \/  . .           8       | ^ ^ ^ ^  W        8
                                         8       \  ^ ^ ^   |        8
   What a hoot !!!               -cfbd-  8        \  ___  _/         8
                                         |-------- MM   MM ----------|
                                         |___________________________|
 
     ___---------------------------------------------------------___
    /  .    .   .   .    .   |      PORK    |     .    .   .   . .  \
   /    .     .        .    /   _n_  ______  \     .     .           \
|\/   .   .       .        /  _/o  \/      \@ \  .   .       .       .\/|
|| .    .       .     .   (  O_             )  )   .       .     .     ||
|/\   .    .       .    .  \   \___/\______/  /  .    .       .     . /\|
   \    .      .             \       ||  ||  /     .      .          /
    \___ .    .  .    .    .  |  SAUSAGE     |.    .    .      . ___/
        ---------------------------------------------------------
                                                   -cfbd-
     ___----------------------------------------------------------___
    /  .     .   .   .    .   |  PORK         |     .    .   .   . .  \
   /     .     .        .    /   ______  _n_   \     .     .           \
|\/   .    .       .        /  @/      \/  o\_  \  .   .       .       .\/|
|| .     .       .     .   (   (             _O  )   .       .     .     ||
|/\   .     .       .    .  \   \______/\___/   /  .    .       .     . /\|
   \     .      .             \  ||  ||        /     .      .          /
    \___  .    .  .    .    .  |      SAUSAGE  |.    .    .      . ___/
        -----------------------------------------------------------
                                                     -cfbd-
 
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
                                  WARP
                                          ::::
                           ::::           ::::
                           ::::           ::::
                           ::::           ::::
              ___          ::::           ::::                     \\
            _(___)_        ::::           ::::                      \\
          @__/@  \         ::::           ::::                      //
   Woof =  \###\_/________ :::: ___________________________________//
              |            ::::                                     |
              | /--------- :::: ---------------------------------\  |
  //         /__|/__|      ::::           ::::           @   /__|/__|
 //                        ::::           ::::          /_\
 \\                        ::::           ::::         /  +\__@
  \\_____________________________________ :::: _______@\_/___/ = Woof
  |                                       ::::          @@@@
  |  /----------------------------------- :::: ----------\ |
  |__\|__\                 ::::           ::::       |__\|__\
                           ::::           ::::
                           ::::           ::::
                           ::::           ::::
                           ::::
                           ::::                        -cfbd-
                            --  PLAIN WEAVE  --
                       [  Doggies by  Jerry Carlson  ]
 
                                                           _
                                                          / \
                                                         /   \
                                                        /    `.
                                                       /-----.|
                                                   ___/___.---`--.______
                                             ,-----'           __    .-,'
                                        ._'____________..----'_ ____.-'
                                              _ -        /_/ \  |
                                             _-      __/_// __ |/
                                            -     (|/ '()` <()/
        ______                               \_   O       .>  |
   .---'      `---._                         _ /--_/_  _`-o-'/
    ',              -_                  _.-(         )  ----
      `-._            `---.________.---'    >\      /<   \
          \_             `--.___            \ \-__-/ /    \
            \_                  `----._______\ \  / /__    \
              \                      /  |,     \_'_'\  `-.__\
               \                    (   (             \      )
                `\                   \  |             /\    /
                  \                   >-(            /\    /
                  \                  ((_|            \ \_.'|
                   \                   (              `-'  |
                   \                  (                /   |
                    \                /                (   '|
                    \               |                  \   |
                     \              |                   \  )
                      `\_           `|__             ____\ |
                         \_             ''| ``----'''     \|
                           \_           ))  *   |  )   *  |)
  /\_/\                      `-.__      )|      |  | *    |
 / o O \_____----------________   `----. |    * |  |   *  |
(   ~   )                  ___ \         | *    |  | *    |
 \`---'/                  /   ) )        |    * |  |    * |
  \___/            /     /   / /         |*     |  |*     |
     \      _______\    /   /_/          |   *  |  |      |
       \   /        /  /                 |      |  |    * |
       /  /        /  /                  | *    |  | *    |
     _/  /       _/  /                   `---..-'  `---..-'
    (___/       (___/      -cfbd-          `==== }   `==== }



             I I
            ()~()
           /~---~\
         /         \
    _/~~/ ~\     /~ \~~\_
      /  O   \./   o  \
 _/~~!    o  /!\  O    !~~\_
     ! o    / ! \   o  !
 _/~~ \    /  !  \    /~~\_
        \,/   !   \,/
          `~~\!/~~`     -cfbd-
             Male


             I_I
           /() ()\
         /         \
    _/~~/ ~~\   /~~ \~~\_
      /  O   \_/   o  \
 _/~~!    o  /1\  O    !~~\_
     ! o    / I \   o  !
 _/~~ \    /  I  \    /~~\_
        \,/   I   \,/
          `~~\^/~~`     -cfbd-
            Female
 
 
Colin's pieces...                          _       _
                                   _      / \     / \      _
                           _      / \  ,.( O ),,,( X ),   / \
                   _      / \   ,( m )'   \_/     \_/  ',( O ),   _
            _     / \   ,( O ),'  \_/      )       (      \_/  ',/ \
           / \   ( X ) '  \_/      (      /         )      (    ( a )
          ( O ) ' \_/      )        \    (         (        \    \_/
      _   ,\_/     \      (          )                        \   (
     / \ '  )       \      )                                       )
    ( a )   (        )                                            /
  ,' \_/     ) o    ) #   ( #    \
 #                                             -cfbd- #
\#/  \|/  \\||//  \#/   \\\||/   \||///    \\#|//   \\\\\|||/// \|/#\|
 
                             _...._
                           /       \
                          /  o __ o \
                          (    \/   )
                          )         (
                         (  -  -  -  )
                        (             )
                        (             )
                          [         ]
         ------------------/l\   /l\-------------------

           ------------------------------------------
                           (       )
                            ( __ _)     -cfbd-
                                         after
                                      Susan Harmon

A magician on board a Sea Cruise Liner performed tricks each day for
the passengers in the saloon.

There was a resident parrot in a cage in the saloon.

Every time the magician performed a trick the parrot always gave the
game away by saying things like:

    " It's up his sleeve ! "

    " He put it in his pocket ! "

    " It's sticking out at the back of his hand ! "


Then one day there was a storm and the liner sank. The magician and
the parrot found themselves in the same lifeboat.

The lifeboat drifted for three days and the parrot was completely
silent.

Finally, on the fourth day the parrot said:

    " Alright then !   What did you do with the bloody boat ! "
              ___________________________________
             |               _____               |
             |               \ o /               |
             |                ~~~                |
             |                Dux                |
             |                                   |
             |                                   |
             |                                   |
             |                                   |
              -----------------------------------
                      |   __------__   |
                     /  ./  ,.....,  \. \
                   /  ./  ~~       ~  \.  \
                 /    /    ~~  ~    ~  \   \
                (     (  ~   ~   ~~  _ )    )
                 \     \.   ~_~~ ~   ./    /
                   \     \.________./    /

                      \                /
                         \.========./
                         I          I
                         I          I
                        /]          [\    -cfbd-
                       //            \\
               -------\\_____________//-------
                       The Duckless Dux
 
 ~-_                                                              _-
    ~-_                                                        _-~
       ~-_                                                  _-~
          ~-______________________________________________-~
           |                                             |
           |          ___________________________        |
""--__     |         |         /\     /\         |       |  __--~~!
""--__~~|  |         |        {  `---'  }        |       | !      !
 /  / | |  |         |        {  O   O  }        |       | !      !
      | |  |         |       ~~~>  V  <~~~       |       | !      !
  /   | |  |         |         \  \|/  /         |       | !      !
      | |  |         |          `-----'          |       | !      !
______| |  |         |__________/_____\__________|       | !      !
   /  | |  |                                             | !      !
      | |  |           __________________________        | !      !
 / /  | |  |          |           _____          |       | !      !
      | |  |          |           \ o /          |       | !      !
 /    | |  |          |            ~~~           |       | !      !
      | |  |          |            Dux           |       | !      !
__--""__|  |          |                          |       | !      !
__--""     |          |                          |       | !    O !
           |           --------------------------        | !      !
           |               |   __------__   |            | !      !
           |              /  ./  ,.....,  \. \           | !      !
           |            /  ./   .   _   .  \.  \         | !      !
           |          /    /       >o)_//   \   \        | !      !
           |         (     (  ~    (__)   _ )    )       | !      !
           |          \     \.   ~_~~~~~  ./    /        | !      !
           |            \     \.________./    /          | |      !
           |_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _\                /_ _ _ _ _ _ | |      !
         ,'                   \.========./                '|.     !
       ,'                     I          I                   '.   !
     ,'                       I          I                     '. !
   ,'                        /]          [\    -cfbd-            '!
 ,'                         //            \\                       '.
'                          \\_____________//                         '.
Notes:
-----  1. Dux is a common brand of toilet in N.Z.
  2. Kitty's picture is by Ed Savage
  3. Because of the endless designs of toilet roll holders
     this is omitted from the picture to avoid prejudice.
 
                                             ////////
                                             |:---[.]
                                             |(     _J
                                             | ^ ( _|
                                            / \_____)
                                           /  _____  \
                                          |  /     \  \
         _________                        |  |     |   |
       ./       ./                        \  /\   /\__ |
     ./       ./ |                        |  |        \/---
   ./        ./  |                        \   \            )\
  /________ / o  |                         |   >_____/_____)\
  |        |     |                         \__________/
  |        |     |__  ________             /         \
  |        |    /  ./ ------- .\           |          |
  |        |   / ./            \.\         \          \\
  |        |  /  (              ) )         \          |\
  |        | /    \.          ./ /           \         | \
  !--------------\ \._______./ /              \         | |
  !               `============'               |        |  |
   \                       I                  |       |   |
    >                      I                 |        /   |
   /                        \               |________/____|
  <                          >              (_________)____)  -MH/cfbd-
___\________________________/________   _____________________
 
--------------------------------------------------------------------
                                             @@@
Now a girl may look nice                   @ - - @
                                      /~~~  @ o @  ~~~~~~/;
 In a bath, crystal white,           / o  .  | |  .  o  /;'
                                    /  --    -      -  /;'
  And in its embrace               /    o - o  o  o   /;'
                                  /   o      o o     /;'
   she may frolic !              /        o  -      /;'
                                /    o   -   - -   /;'
                               /  - -     -  _    /;'
                              /__________________/;'
                              \                 /;'
                               \_______________/'
      @@@
    @ - - @
     @ o @                  But give me the girl
      | |
    (*) (*)                   Who will stand in a bowl
     ) . (
    (  v  )                       And do what she can - with Carbolic.
     \ | /
      \ /
\~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/
 \==============/     -cfbd-
--------------------------------------------------------------------
 
-                 " It never rains unless it pours ! "
               ___
            .-~   ~- "~-.     _,. ~ ~ - _
           /       /_    )--"~            ~-..
          /       ;~     |                    `.
          |-@-    |     /                       \ _O_/
           \  .-, l    /               /    \    |
            | |Q/  \_/                |    __|_  |
            | |     \                 |        \ /
            | |      \ /     }         \ _ _ _ _\           -cfbd-
            | |_      |     / _ - ~ ^ - - - \\.
             \__()    |    |          |    | \\    ~    ~
       /              [____|      ~   [____|  \\             ~
      /                        ~            ~~~\\~~~~~~        ~
     /                        ~    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~     ~
    /                          ~       ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~       ~
   /                             ~         ~~~~~~~          ~
  /                                 ~                   ~
 /                                       ~    ~    ~/
|~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|   INDOOR CIRCUS|                                 ,
|                                 ;\|                                /  \
|_______________________________ `.  i  ______  ,^^--.  _____________
                              ___  i  \        /      \              ,',^-_
                             /   \ !   \       |       |            / /   /
                             \   /  \   \      |       ;      ,__. |    ,'
                              4 |    \   `.    |      /      (    `   __>
                            ,_| |_.   \    `-__>      >.      `---'\ /
                           /,.   ..\   `.               `.         | |
                           U |   | U     `.               \    ,--~   ~--.
~~--_       _--~~~~--_       _--~~~~--_    \  _--~~~~--_   \  /_--~~~~--_ \
     `.   ,'          `.   ,'          `.  |,'          `.  \,'          `.
       \ /              \ /              \ /              \ /              \
        Y                Y                Y                Y             FRM
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
            ......
          .::::::::.
         ::::::::::::
        ::::::::::::::
        ::::::::::::::
         `::::::::::`    _
              ! !       (_)
              ! !
              ~~~                 -cfbd-
       Short pips - Out
            ,,,,,,
          ;;;;;;;;;;
         ;;;;;;;;;;;;
        ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
        ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
         ;;;;;;;;;;;;    _
              ! !       (_)
              ! !                 -cfbd-
              ~~~
        Long pips - Out
 
           ,,,,,,,,
         ,$$$$$$$$$$,
        ,$$$$$$$$$$$$,
        $$$$$$$$$$$$$$
        $$$$$$$$$$$$$$
         `$$$$$$$$$$`    _
              ! !       (_)
              ! !
              ~~~                 -cfbd-
   Expensive Rubber - Pips in.
 
                                           _   _
                                          ((___))
                                          ( o 0 )
                        Moonty Python    / \   /
                                        /  (` ')
                    _      _________   /  / (U)
                   / \    /  ____   \_/  /
                  //\ \  /  /    \      /
                  V  \ \/  /      \    /
                      \___/        \__/   -cfbd-
 
==========================================================================
                      ,
                      ;;,
                    ;;;;,
                   ;;;;;,
                  ;;;;;;;
                /;;;; \\\;;/~^^
              /;  ;;;   ;;;;;;/~^^
           /;   /// \\  \\\\\;;;/~^^
         ^^  //;     ;;;  ;;;;;;;/~^^
          //;    /;;  ;;;   ;;;;;;;/~^^
        ^^    /;;       \\\   \\\\;;;/~^^                      !\
            /;;   ///      ;;;  ;;;;;;;/~^^                   / /
          /;;   //;   ;;;   ;;;;  ;;;;;;;/~^^                / /
        ^^    //;  /;;   ;;   \\\\  \\\\;;;/~^^              | |
           //;   /;;   /;;     ;;;;  ;;;;;;;/~^^             \ \
         /;    /;;  /;;  ///     ;;;;   ;;;;;;;;/~^^          \ \
       ^^    /;;  /;;  //;  /;;     \\\\   \\\\\;;;/~^^        \ \
           /;;  /;;  //;  /;;  //;     ;;;;   ;;;;;;;;;/~^^     \ \
  !\     ^^   /;;  //;  /;;  //;   ;;;     ;;;;  ;;;;;;;;/~^^    \ \
  \ \       ^^   //;  /;;  //;  /;;  ///      \\\ \\\\\;;;/~^^    \ \
   \ \         /;   /;;  //;  /;;  //;  ;;;     ;;;;;;;;;;;;/~^^   \ \
    \ \      ^^   /;;  //;  /;;  //; /;;                            \ \
     \ \        ^^  //;   /;;  //;  /;;     \\\   \\\\\ \\\ \\\\ \\\ \ \
      \ \         /;    /;;  //;  /;;    \\\                          \ \
       \ \      ^^    /;;  //;  /;;    \\\    ,,,,,,,,,,,       ______ \ \
         \ \        ^^   /;   /;;    \\\   ;;............;;    /   _  \ ! !
           \ \         ^^   /;;    \\\   ;;................;;  \  (_) / ! !
             \ \          ^^    \\\     ;;.................;;;  ~~~~~~  ! !
               \ \         \\\\\        ;;..................;;          ! !
                 \ \   \\\\\   ______   ;;..................;;         / /
                   \ \        /   _  \   ;;................;;         / /
                     \ \      \  (_) /    ;;..............;;         / /
                       \ \     ~~~~~~       ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;         / /
                         \ \                                     / /
    TRILOBITE              \ \                                 / /
                     -cfbd-  \ \ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ / /
                               - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

                           The Trilobite
                           -------------
Trilobites were hard-shelled many-legged marine animals which lived
in the primeval seas some 500 million years ago. Few exceeded a length
of 12 inches.                           The Megabite
                           ------------
The design of the world's largest kite, "Megabite", was based on the
trilobite but the giant kite is 55 metres in length rather than 12 inches.
                                                     :
                                             .       :       .
                .-~~~-.                       `.    .-.    .'
        .- ~ ~-(       )_ _                      .~     ~.
       /                     ~ -.         . . . :         : . . .
      :                           '              ~.     .~
       ,                         .'           .'    ~-~    `.
         ~- . . , . , . , . . -~             '       :       `
                                                     :
    __              __
   (__)____/~\_____(__)            __________________,,,,,,,/|
  /                    \'''---____/ ,,,,,,,,,,-------'''''''~~
 /   :\_ _ _ _ _/:      \          /__________________
|    : \/ \/ \/  :       |            ::              ------___
|   :             :      |           ::                ::       -_
|   :             :      |          ::                ::           \
 \   : /\ /\ /\  :      /           ::               ::           ::|
  \   ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~      /           ::               ::          ::   |
   \_____   __________'       ____---~~~~~~~---____::______   ::      |
         \  \         ~~~~~~~~                             -::         |
          '\  \ ______________________/;                     \          |
            '\ ,,,,,,,,----------------'    THE  MEGABITE     |         |
     -cfbd-                                                    |   |\   |
                                                   _-_          \_|   \_|
                                               /~~   ~~\
                    _-_                     /~~         ~~\
                /~~   ~~\       _-_        {               }
        _-_  /~~         ~~ /~~   ~~\       \  _-     -_        _-_
    /~~   ~~\            /~~         ~~\     ~~  \\ //      /~~   ~~\
 /~~         ~~\ -     -{               }         | |    /~~         ~~\
{               }\\  //  \  _-     -_  /          | |   {               }
 \  _-     -_  /   | |    ~~  \\ //  ~~          // \\   \  _-     -_  /
  ~~  \\ //  ~~    | |         | |                        ~~  \\ //  ~~
       | |        // \\        | |                             | |
       | |                    // \\                            | |
      // \\    \|/    \#/                \|/   \\||//  \#/    // \\
==========================================================================
 ===========================================================================
                          Lemurs  &  Things
===========================================================================
                                                  /
                                           /
                                                      ...
                                           .":.   .:""   "".
                                    /     :    :.:    .     "'.<"""">
                                                :   ..:   .:..<(=)(=)>
                                       /        :..')) ; .').  )/~\(
                                 |\             ')))   )))      \U/
                           /     |  \
                                 \\   \            /   /
                           /       \\   \      /
                      /              \\___\      /
                            /          \\
                               /         \\
             _______  /           /        \\
            / _____ |       /                \\
           / /(__) ||   /         /            \\
  ________/ / |OO| ||         /                  \\
 |         |-------||              /               \\
(|         |     -.||                                \\
 |  ____   \       ||=================================O===================
/| / __ \   |______||     / __ \   / __ \   | |        / __ \    / __ \  |\
\|| /  \ |_______________| /  \ |_| /  \ |__| |_______| /  \ |__| /  \ |_|/
   | () |                 | () |   | () |              | () |    | () |
    \__/                   \__/     \__/                \__/      \__/
               The Dreaded Mobile Cowtapult & Lemur Launcher
=========================================================================
        BEWARE   of   FALLING   SLOTHS   --   Consider Mooving !!
==========================================================================
               =-/                                                    _-_
\            \\ /                                                  /~~   ~
\     /_  //-<_ \\ /=-//=-//=-///=-///=-/                       /~~
\   / \|//-= / - ////~~~                 !                     {
\\  \////_                (((       !                           \  _-
 \ \\\//  /            !   " `,   !   )))                        ~~  \\ //
 \ \\\////                 /"/       |' /                             | |
\ |||//              !    """|        |""                             | |
 |||||                    |"||        \"|    !                    _-_
|||||                     "" "        |"|\                     /~~   ~~\
|)|(|//          !       /""~\\.      /" ""~,               /~~         ~
||||(|                  ""~""""`"",~`~"!!"!" \             (
||||||                  /"""""/""! "~""" "" "~",            \  _-     -_
|||0||                 //\""!!""~"!"!"\"""/~!~, C~"~P        ~~  \\ //  ~
|)|(|//           !   // !!"""""! "~ " !!"!! "," O o "            | |
||||(|                ||   !!"!!~!!~||"  !     "" Y ""            | |(__)
||||||                \\     !  !  !            `"U"'             | |(oo)
|||0||          !      \\                                         | | \/
||||||                  \\  0))                                  // \\
||||||                   \`-~/~                               _-_
||||||                    `~'                              /~~   ~~\
||||||           !                                      /~~         ~~\
||||||               !                                 {               }
||||||                                                  \  _-     -_  /
||0|||                      !                            ~~  \\ //  ~~
||||||             ...                                        | |
||||||  .":.   .:""   "".                                 (__)| |
|||||| :    :.:    .     "'.<"""">                        (oo)| |
||||||       :   ..:   .:..<()()>                        \/ | |
||||||       :..')) ; .'))  )/~\(                       "     | |
||||||\      ')))   )))      \U/               "   "         // \\
         "                          " "                       "      "
 \|/       \ || /  \|/     \ |/   \ | //    \  |/    \ \ \| |/ / \|/ \|
                                                            -cfbd-
=======================================================================
               [ Sloth from an original by Newton ]
             ...
  .":.   .:""   "".
 :    :.:    .     "'.<"""">
       :   ..:   .:..<(=)(=)>
       :..')) ; .').  )/~\(
       ')))   )))      \U/    -cfbd-
 
             ...
  .":.   .:""   "".
 :    :.:    .     "'.<"""">
       :   ..:   .:..<(.)(.)>
       :..')) ; .'))  )/~\(    -cfbd-
       ')))   )))      \U/
 ,
  ;
   ":.   .:""...
      :.:       "".
       :   ..:     "'.<"""">
       :..'  ))    ..<(.)(.)>
       ')))    ; .:.  )/~\(
              ; .'))   \U/
              )))            -cfbd-
            ________________________________
           /                                \
           |                                 |
           |          Lemur Whacker          |
           |                                 |
           |                                 |
           \________________________________/
                          |  |
                          |  |
                          |  |
                          |  |
                          |  |
                         / _)|
                        / /__L
                  _____/ (____)
                         (____)
                  _____  (____)
                       \_(____)
                          |  |
                          \__/
         ________________________________________________________________
        / _____          _______         _________         ___________  /|
       / / __    <~"~>     _____  <"""">  _____    <"""">   _________/ / |
      / / /    "(.) (.)"         <(.)(.)>         <(=)(=)>          / /  |
     / / /     . " Y " .        / "\../" \         )/~\( ;         / /   |
    / / /      ; `"v"' ;       | |  \/  | |       , \U/   ;       / /    |
   / / /       \_>---<_/        \_|    |_/        ; .   . ;      / /     |
  / / /       _________         ________      ___ `-`  '-'____  / /      |
 / /_/_________________________________________________________/ /       |
/_______________________________________________________________/        |
| _____________________________________________________________ |        |
| |                                                           | |        |
| |                                                           | |        |
| |                    WHACK - A - LEMUR                      | |       /
| |                                                           | |      /
| |                                                           | |     /
| |                A game to relieve stress !                 | |    /
| |                                                           | |   /
| |                                                           | |  /
| |___________________________________________________________| | /
|_______________________________________________________________|/
   Note:   It's just a game - they aren't real live lemurs !
                                                   -cfbd-
===========================================================================
                         ############
                      ##            ##
                    ##                ##
                  ##                    ##
                 ##    #####    #####    ##
                ##    #  x  #  #  x  #    ##
-------####---------------- #  # --------------####---------
|                           #  #                           |
|                            ##                            |
|                                                          |
|                                                          |
|                                                          |
|               JUST  WOTCHIT  BLINKO  !!!                 |
|                                                          |
|                            - Mr. Chad                    |
|                                                          |
|                                                          |
------------------------------------------------------------
                                            -cfbd-
 
                /~-.                          .-~\
            : -`    '.        (((())        .'    `- :
         _.'          \      ((()))))      /          `._
        }       .-.    \     | ^  ^ |     /    .-.       {
      .'        `-'     \   (  )`'(  )   /     `-'        `.
       \                 \  (`   o  ')  /                  /
       _~-.               '` ... . ...`'                .-~_
     /      ~-.          '. .. . . . . .            .-~      \
     \          ~ '-~~~(  . . . . . ... .  )~~~- '~          /
       ~ _            / (  . . .  . . .   ) \            _ ~
           ~~ -- ~ -~/ (  .   .. . . .     ) \~- ~ -- ~~
                    / ( .`---'. ..  .----'..) \
                   ( /(____-------------____)\ )
                      (                     )  \
                       \                   /     \     .
                         \   -_______-   /         \      .
                           \           /             \ |
                            \    |    /          .  -- * --  .
                             \___|___/              .  |  .
                              \  |  /                  .
                              (/\|/\)
 " Light she was and like a fairy; and her shoes were number nine. "
                                   -  Clementine
[ Bodywork by MH, wings from an unknown butterfly, assembly by cfbd ]
 
----------------------------------------------------------------------
                   " This Roo sure kan go ! "
                 (\,,,/)
                  \o o/
                 / {^}
                / /.~.
[]            /   \// []
[]          /   ~~)   []                     _   __   _
[]         / )  )/    []                    / l~( @\  \~-_
[]      __// | /      []           ,----~~~~--+__]_[__/_\_-_,------,__
[]     `--'  \_-=     []           @   /~_~\  | ~         |   /~_~\~~~-,
[]====================[]=|-+-+-+-|=\_ ( (_) )  \__________|  ( (_) )_-~
  (oo)            (oo)     -cfbd-    ~~\___/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\___/~

    " Take me Kangoroo back, Jack. Take me Kangoroo back! "   :-)
      [ Power unit diddled from a design by John Punshon ]
 
                                  (\___/)
                                  (O   O)
                                   \   /
                              @@@@@@\_/@@@@@
                            @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
                          @@@ @@@@      @@@@ @@@
                         @@@  @@  WOOLLY  @@  @@@
                        @@@   @@  JUMPER  @@   @@@
                        @@@   @@@@      @@@@   @@@
                        @@@   @@@@@@@@@@@@@@   @@@
                        ===   @@@@@@@@@@@@@@   ===
                        WW    @@@@@@@@@@@@@@    WW
                              ==============
                             /              \
                            (                )   -cfbd-
                             \              /
                              ) (        ) (\_______________
                             (...)\_____(...)_______________)
                              A Woolly Jumper
                    ( cross between a Sheep and a Kangaroo )
--------------------------------------------------------------------
--------------------------------------------------------------------
                                                   _-_
                                                /~~   ~~\
               |\  |\                        /~~         ~~\
               ()__()                       _-_             }
               \o o /                   /~~   ~~\      -_  /    _-_
               ()  /                 /~~         ~~\ //  ~~  /~~   ~
               (^) \                {               }|    /~~
                  \ \                \  _-     -_  / |   {
                   \ \                ~~  \\ //  ~~  \\   \  _-
                _ _ |  \                   | |             ~~  \\ //
               ' _ _/  ) ~- _              | |                  | |
              '/,_ _ _/      ~ ,          // \\                 | |
                    /   /)/)     ',                            // \\
                   (   (¯.¯)    _ _',
                    \ __) (__ /    } '- - - - - - - - - - -,
                     \       {     ,- - - - - - - - ' ' ' '
                       \      >   /
#----x---x--x----#  .--- \    ' /   --x---x---#---x---x--x--x---x---#--
#                #  "----~ ~ / /              #                     #
#---x---x--x--x--#---x-     (_/  x---x---x----#---x---x--x--x---x---#---
#                #           "                #       -cfbd-        #
#----x--x--x--x--#--x---x---x----x----x---x---#---x---x--x--x---x---#---
#/   \|/   \\||//  \#/   \\\||/   \||///    \\#|//   \\\\\|||/// \|/#\|/
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
----------------------------------------------------------------------
                  This Little Pig went to Market.
                                 - Old Nursery Rhyme
----------------------------------------------------------------------
             |\/(
            @,' /_ _ ?
             ( _ _ _ )
             <<    <<                  |\/(
              ""    ""                Q'  /_ _!
            This little                \ _ _ _)
            piggy went to              <<   <<
            market.                    ~~   ~~
                                      This little
                                      piggy stayed
                                      at home.
      (   (   )     )
    )       (        |\/(                                 |\/(
   (   (__)    *    E,~ /_ _ /                           L ' /_ _ p
 ______(oo)___/_     ( _ _ _ )          _______________    \ _ _ _)
( _____________ )    <<    <<          ( _____________ )   <<   <<
  \ __________/      ''    ''            \ __________/     ""   ""
    This little piggy had                    This little piggy
         roast beef.                             had none.
                              |\/(
                             0' /_ _s
                              {_ _ _ }
                              <<   <<
                               ''   ''
                           And this little
                             piggy cried
                          " Wee, Wee, Wee "
                           all the way home.
                                                       -cfbd-
============================================================================
 
 
====================================================================
            ALL TOGETHER NOW...
                              " Tie me Kangaroo down, Sport.
                                   Tie me Kangarooo down.
                  /|  /|        Tie me Kangaroo down, Sport...
                  ()__()
                  \ = =/              Tie me Kangaroo...
                  /\ ()                 Tie me Kangaroo...
                / / (^)                   Tie me Kangaroo down !!!
               ( (   ~
           _ _ |  \                                - Rolf Harris
          ' _ _/  ) ~- _
         '/,_ _ _/      ~ ,
               /            ',
              (            _ _',
               \ _______ /    } ',   ____
                \       {     ,\  ', \__/
                  \      >   /   ', ' || - - - - -,,
               .--- \   ___/        ' || - ' ' ' '
               "----~  }___{=o=o=o=o=[__]
                       (_/            ||         -cfbd-
                        "             ||
#//   \\||//  \#/   \\\||/   \||///   ||  #/   \|/   \\||//  \#/
====================================================================
 

 

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