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(Well why don't you suck your apology out of my dick!)
(My 16 year old paper boy is a better lay then you!)
(Don't change the subject, just answer the fuck'n question!)
Adam Sandler singing: (Asssshooooooole O' Miooooooooooooooo)
(Want to get into the whole politically correct discussion you asswipe?)
(Well I guess I'll just have to find me a new man to torture!)
(YOU and ME cyber? Your kidding right? Hahahahaha!!)
(You people are fucking sick!!!)
(You really are a fuck'n asshole!)
(I wish I was a witch......I'd shove my broomstick right up your ass!)
(You are a wuss......part wimp and part pussy)
(I think you've gone over to the bad place)
(Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball handing in one night as you do in an hour!)
(Will the owner of the great big butt please move it ......outta my face! )
(If you keep talking like a bitch I'm gonna slap you like a bitch!)
(He blows alright..........He blows bigtime!)
(Oh, a BULLSHIT artist!!)
(I've heard cats fuck with more harmony then this kid.)
(*coughBULLSHITcough*)
(My friend, don't be a jerk!)
(This is a test of the Emergency-Moron-System.......Results: Positive)
(Oh shut up! Stop acting like a fag choir boy.)
(Fuck'em if they can't take a JOKE!)
(FUCK YOU I won't do what you tell me!)
(God damn move when I say move you Mother-Fucker!)
(That guy was an annoying, greasy-headed loser!)
(HA HA HA HA HA HA HA FUCK YOU!)
(I think I could identify it........it looked like a dick.....only smaller.)
(You are an IDIOT .........HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!)
(And continuing our tour.....What you'll see on your left is the asshole who is paying $2.95 an hour to be ignored! )
(Shut up and kiss my feet............That's the only thing you're allowed to do!)
(Nobody likes a know-it-all who sits around talking about their genitalia)
(Men are like hardwood floors........lay them right the first time, and you can walk all over them forever! )
(This guy couldn't get laid in a monkey whore house with a bag of bananas!)
(Well that was a nice move dumbass!)
(Inni-meanie-miny-mo............ Catch a redneck by his toe! )
(Hey man, ya know I'm right here......you can say that shit to my face!)
(Sorry baby, your going to have to be a lot taller and a lot richer to get me into the sack!)
(I'm stuck inside the World Wide Web with wierdos I don't know.....)
Peter Steele insults

VP Must-Haves

(Five minutes in the penalty box for Age/Sex/Location questions!) (Want to get into the whole politically correct discussion you asswipe?)
(I think you've gone over to the bad place)
(Will the owner of the great big butt please move it...outta my face! )
(*coughBULLSHITcough*)
(My friend, don't be a jerk!)
(This is a test of the Emergency-Moron-System...Results: Positive)
(God damn move when I say move you Mother-Fucker!)
(That guy was an annoying, greasy-headed loser!)
(HAPPY BIRTHDAY....HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY!!!! )
(And continuing our tour...What you'll see on your left is the asshole who is paying $2.95 an hour to be ignored! )
(That was the most exciting sexual encouter without actually having it, I ever almost had )
(Is that your mouse your holding...or are you just excited to see me? )
(Hey man, ya know I'm right here...you can say that shit to my face!)
(Sorry baby, your going to have to be a lot taller and a lot richer to get me into the sack!)
(I'm stuck inside the World Wide Web with wierdos I don't know.....)
(Well I guess I'll just have to find me a new man to torture!)
(YOU and ME cyber? Your kidding right? Hahahahaha!!)

The Fabulous "F" Word

(Don't change the subject, just answer the fuck'n question!)
(Fuck'em if they can't take a JOKE!)
(FUCK YOU I won't do what you tell me!)
(God damn move when I say move you Mother-Fucker!)
(HA HA HA HA HA HA HA FUCK YOU!)
(You people are fucking sick!!!)
(You really are a fuck'n asshole!)
(I've heard cats fuck with more harmony then this kid.)
(I don't know your fucking name...so what let's fuck!)

Naughty

Andrew Dice Clay "Miscellaneous"
ACDC's "Dirty Deeds...done dirt cheap"
Poison's "I'm looking for nothing but a good time and it don't get better then this"
Some chic saying " I crave you, I'm hungry for your sex"
Some guy crooning "Blow Me Tonight"

Motley Crue's She Goes Down
Motley Crue
Janet Jackson's "That's The Way Love Goes"
NIN's"The only time"
Korn's "A.D.I.D.A.S."
(Let's see if you can make me purr!
(Let's play master & servant!)
(I wanna hear you BEG!)
(I'm your slave!)
(I wanna taste you)
(You sound like a nasty little boy who needs to be handcuffed!)
(Shut up and kiss my feet............That's the only thing you're allowed to do!)
"She reminds me of a sexy X-rated video queen"
(I think I could identify it........it looked like a dick...only smaller.)
Get down on your knees honey, assume an attitude

(I'm looking for some HOT STUFF baby this evening...I need some HOT STUFF baby tonight!)

Misc

(It was an accident right? You tripped, slipped on the floor and accidentely stuck your dick in my wife.)
(I'm your slave!)
(You've got to SHAVE before you leave the house in a dress like that...and I don't mean your legs! )
(Let's see if you can make me purr!)
(Let's play master & servant!)
(I wanna hear you BEG!)
(You sound like a nasty little boy who needs to be handcuffed!)
(Let's all take our clothes off and form a CONGA-LINE!)
(Think about it like, the first time you got laid..Ya just gotta go "Daddy, are you sure this is right?" )
(If you keep talking like a bitch I'm gonna slap you like a bitch!)

Guest Gesture Makers
by: OCC, 3Roses, Armand

HellRaiser
Signs (part 1)
Signs (part 2)
Possession
Iris
Tinkertrain
Blue on Black
SIN
Be With You
Cherry Pie
Get Off
If
Kickstart my Heart
I Saw Red
~Poetry~

Black Widow
Sin
Death Will Find Me
Spirits Of The Dead
Invictus
Baby?...
The Vampire
How Can I Kill You, Let Me Count The Ways...
I CANTUS
Tu mettrais l'univers...
To-
I Like Your Body
A Paean
Numb
Gone
My Mistress' Eyes
Brahma
The Soul Selects Her Own Society
Whoever Loved, That Loved Not At First Sight?
Believe Me, If All Those Endearing Young Charms

~Stories, Myths, Fables, Etc.~

The Vampire's Vampire
A Vampire's Religion
Half-hanged Mary
The Man, the Jaguar and the Moon
The Satyr and the Traveller
Hindu Legend
Suspended In Dusk
A Verbal Lashing
Mort







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