COMPUTER PROBLEM SELF-REPORT FORM


1. Describe your problem:

__________________________________________________________



      2. Now, describe your problem accurately:

___________________________________________________________

___________________________________________________________



      3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem:

_____________________________________________________________

_____________________________________________________________



      4. Problem Severity:

A. Minor__
B. Minor__
C. Minor__
D. Trivial__



      5. Nature of the problem:

A. Locked Up__
B. Frozen__
C. Hung__
D. Shot__



      6. Is your computer plugged in? Yes__ No__



      7. Is it turned on? Yes__ No__



      8. Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes__ No__



      9. Have you made it worse? Yes__



      10. Have you read the manual? Yes__ No__



      11. Are you sure you've read the manual? Yes__ No__



      12. Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual? No__



      13. Do you think you understood it? Yes__ No__



      14. If `Yes' then why can't you fix the problem yourself?

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      15. How tall are you? Are you above this line?


      ______________________________________________


16. What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred?

_____________________________________________________________



      17. If `nothing' explain why you were logged in.

____________________________________________________________




      18. Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem? Yes__ No__



      19. How does this problem make you feel?

_____________________________________________________________



      20. Tell me about your childhood.

______________________________________________________________



      21. Do you have any independent witnesses of the problem? Yes__
No__



      22. Can't you do something else, instead of bothering me? Yes__


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