A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.  So, he hired a
     famous Chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report
     any activities that might develop.  A few days later, he received
     this report: Most Honorable sir:
     You leave house.
     He come house.
     I watch.
     He and she leave house.
     I follow.
     He and she get on train.
     I follow.
     He and she go in hotel.
     I climb tree - look in window
     He kiss she.
     She kiss he.
     He strip she.
     She strip he.
     He play with she.
     She play with he.
     I play with me.
     Fall out of tree, not see.
     No fee


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