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The 12 Days of Christmas, Deconstructed

On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my potential-acquaintance-rape-survivor gave to me:

Twelve males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming.

Eleven pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up of members in good standing of the Musicians Equity Union as called for in their union contract even though they will not be asked to play a note...)

Ten melanin-deprived testosterone-poisoned scions of the patriarchal ruling class system leaping,

Nine persons engaged in rhythmic self-expression,

Eight economically disadvantaged female persons stealing milk-products from enslaved Bovine-Europeans,

Seven endangered swans swimming on protected wetlands,

Six enslaved fowl-Europeans producing stolen nonhuman animal products,

Five golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic incarceration,

Note: after member of the Animal Liberation Front threatened to throw red paint at my computer, the calling birds, French hens and partridge have been reintroduced to their native habitat. To avoid further animal-European enslavement, the remaining gift package has been revised.

Four hours of recorded whale songs,

Three deconstructionist poets,

Two Sierra Club calendars printed on recycled processed tree carcasses

And an Animal Rights activist chained to an old-growth pear tree.

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WREATHThe Christmas Story

The real reason we celebrate Christmas isn't a story, but the truth. This is the part of Christmas that we should celebrate all year long.

WREATHHow should a Christian Celebrate Christmas?

How can you keep Christ in Christmas? What is wrong with Santa?

WREATHWhy Jesus is Better than Santa Claus?

WREATHChristmas Day in the Morning by Pearl S. Buck

This is one of my favorite Christmas stories. If shows the true spirit of giving.

WREATHT'was The Night Before Jesus Came

A good poem

WREATHRecipes

Some old favorites of mine and some new recipes from my favorite recipe books and recipe web sites.

WREATHThe 12 Days of Christmas, Deconstructed

A polictially correct song

WREATHThe Twelve Thank-you Notes of Christmas

This is a great deal of fun.

WREATHPoltically Correct Christmas Song Titles

The following Christmas carols were re-titled by government officials. Can you guess the original titles?

WREATHThe ABC's of Christmas

Yet another fun poem.

WREATHChristmas Poetry

Here are some of my favorite Christmas poems.

WREATHName That Christmas Carol

How well do you know your Christmas Carols? Match the lyrics to the titles and see.

WREATHBible Chirstmas Word Search Puzzle and Christmas Word Search Puzzle

I like to make word search puzzles. Click on either of the above titles to find that puzzle,

WREATHJesus is Unique

Why was it necessary for Jesus to be born of a virgin? Why did he have to die for us? This article will bless your heart.

WREATHWho WiII Be Saved?

A Survey of the New Testament on the Subject of Salvation

WREATHApply for My Awards

You can apply for one of three new awards for Christmas sites. Read the rules, send me an email with the required information , and see what happens.

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