Clause three: "add some animated graphics to your site" :
OK, here y'are : these are all animated graphics I have made myself. All the images are also made with mine own fair hand - no pinching other people's work (see The Copyright Website for an explanation of the legal position) For technical reasons (like, non-transparent backgrounds give much smaller file sizes than transparent ones, and you do want this page to load TODAY, don't you?) these animated gifs are not on transparent backgrounds. If you would like copies of them on transparent backgrounds please contact me and I will be happy to oblige.
Well, there's the header in the top frame (created with Macromedia Fireworks - free download, excellent for fancy lettering etc.) for a start, and the dividers (all gifs, all on transparent backgrounds) and I've done these for you too......