However, the Mighty Ate My Balls Emporium has decided to raise the bar because a lame Ate my Balls Page is nobody's friend. The Mr. T. Ate My Balls page was so successful because it picked a good target, Mr. T, aka B.A. Baracus, aka Clubber Lang. "T" and his quotes, represent a machismo that is great to make fun of by simply inserting "Ate My Balls" into context.
I pity the fool who ate my balls!!!
See, its just that easy.
If you think your "Ate My Balls" page deserves to be in this directory, Please submit your URL here. Your "Ate My Balls" page will receive a rating based on the criteria below:
1. The victim's role in our popular culture. Generally, the more annoying, the better. Remember, the victim can also be fictional. He-man is a perfect example of this. The victim can also be an inantimate object that upsets you like Windows 95
2. Did the creator use cartoon bubbles overlaying the photography. This is very important, as it adds to the ludicrous nature of the page!!
3. Is the dialogue in the aforementioned cartoon bubbles funny. This is THE most important of all.
Your page will receive a rating next to its listing. "One Ball" being a waste of Cyber Space and a disgrace to the "Ate My Balls" institution. "Five Balls" is the highest honor that can be bestowed upon an "Ate My Balls" Page. "Five Balls" represents "best of breed." Very few sport the 5 ball distinction. We take our judging seriously.