"He who laughs last is usually the dumbest kid on the block"
Note: Names have been changed slightly to protect the innocent and not so innocent.
Wons upon a great hour or so there was a little male whose name shall be Skeeter. He was a smart little person and wanted to be president of the Gravy Jones fan club some day. (we will get into that later in life)
Hey, are u calling me a liar?
He had a fother, mather, and old sister to whom he would torture with his Flunkees records. His dud and mam always supported him. They were athletic supporters..oops, ya know what I mean. Dirty, filthy minded people u are...
Anyway, his folks had a gramophone and when they were sleeping in their beds (not together, because this is a G rated site and sight too), Skeeter used to sneak downstairs, being the rebel he was and would get out his little Flunkees records and play them til his eyes would pop out of his head and then he'd wash them off and put them back in. Then play some more. Sometimes he would really get into it and hop on top of the turntable, making Gravy Jones sound like he has a st-st-stutter or lithsp. This made him oogle and oggle like a little German school girl. He loved it when Gravy Jones sang Tiddly Widdly Dinky Winky Doo.
So one day while washing windows at the windowless car station, Skeeter found a ten bob note(which he kept up his nose). All ten of them. Right there lined up. Bob 1, Bob2, Bob3, Bob4...etc. I think that maybe their parents slept in the same bed, but I'm not sure.
With all ten Bobs, he decided to go out and buy his very first pair of leather pants. Actually, they were just pleather pants. He couldn't afford real ones. He only had 10 bobb for bejesus's sake! Not 40!
After he grew up and hit it big, he changed his name to Benjaman Distasteful and he never talked to his dud and mam ever again, even after all those years of supporting him and his pleather pants. He also never married because later he was responsible for the killings of many cows, (the cow was the first animal on the endangered species list) and sent to prison for 7.39 minutes.
While in prison, he finally got to meet his childhood idol, Gravy Jones of the Flunkees, who changed his name to Mike Nesmith. He was in prison for having something to do with the Milli Vinilli fraud.
After those 7.39 minutes of being in prison, Mr. Distasteful was released and went onto better things. He is now playing opposite Latoya Jackson and David Lee Roth in the Broadway production of "The Wizz".
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