Stoner's Monster Mayhem

The Top 10 List

From the home office... in Lansing, Michigan
The top 10 reasons you like to read The SMM Fanzine...

Because you just love the two year long waiting period between each and every issue!

Expecting your Maniac Monster Club benefits & privileges to start with each future issue!

Always wondering... "What's Stoner's excuse this time"?

Still trying to figure out if  B.A. Stoner, Frank N. Stoner and Richard Stoner... are one in the same!

Trying to read Ferry's impersonation of Dr. Acula with his constant big-headed gibberish... makes you long for something different!

Only time will tell... and perhaps SMM will be recognized in the Monsters Among Us - Monster Magazine and Fanzine Price Guide. Yes... it has!

Need to replace Reader's Digest when sitting on the toilet!

Enjoy the high quality photographs of pixels... that you just don't seem to get enough of!

Reading third grade compositions never made you feel this good!

 

And the #1 reason you like to read the SMM Fanzine...

!Because you want to BE A STONER... no matter what your parents are telling you from upstairs!