"Give me the child
Through dangers untold, and hardships unnumbered
I have fought my way here to the castle
Beyond the Goblin City
To take back the child you have stolen
For my will is as strong as yours
And my kingdom is as great."
Damn…I can never remember that line…
"You have no power over me!"
Ah, famous words. Famous to all the Labyrithians who have watched the magical movie Labyrinth once, or over a hundred times.
I first saw the movie when I was four. Ya know how a child's imagination tends to run away at times? Well, let's just say mine was in hyper-drive. I loved the movie from the first time I saw it, and fantasy has been a way of life for me since, just like Sarah.
Okay, overview of the movie:
Sarah, 15, runs home from the park where she spends most of her days to get yelled at by her stepmother. She is forced to baby-sit Toby, her 1-year-old half-brother. Sarah gets fed up with him, and says "The Words" (I wish the Goblins would come and take you away…right now). Soon, she finds out that Jareth, King of the Goblins, has taken the boy. Should she want him back, she must solve a spellbinding, mystical Labyrinth, where nothing is as it seems and you can never take anything for granted, by making it to the center, where the Jareth's castle is. And she must do it in 13 hours. Along the way, she meets Hoggle; a cowardly dwarf, Ludo; an enormous monster, and Sir Didymus; the proper fox and his steed; Ambrocious (a dog). Together, they help Sarah on her quest.
But that's not the end. Oh no. Not by a long shot.
You see, there are many Web Pages about the movie, and the owners range from half way sane, to some very…um… how should I say this? Odd. Unusual. Strange. (Hey, Anakerie!)
So, I hope you enjoy my page! Oh, and just so you are warned, I am obsessed with a few things:
1. The movie in general
2. Jareth's tights
3. Sarah is a moron for refusing Jareth's offer (my opinion)
4. Peaches are both good and bad. ***Drugged Peaches*** are the best kind, you know *wink*
If you're getting scared, you should go. "It only gets worse from here on in." *evil grin*
Yahoo! deleted my firstname.lastname@example.org account, and so now the e-mail address for sending me You Know You're Obsessed With Labyrinth When... suggestions is: email@example.com. Thank you for your timeJ
P.S. If you have any questions, please e-mail me at: firstname.lastname@example.org!
The Gates-The start of your journey; look at some pictures, take a quiz, enjoy…
Fan Fiction-Yes, there's more to the movie than just the ending
You Know You're Obsessed With Labyrinth When-This is the ORIGINAL List for all those fans who wanna know just HOW obsessed they are!
YKYOWLW 2-What, you didn't think I could make another list after that one?
YKYOWLW 3-the third list, with more people's suggestions :)
YKYOWLW 4-did you ever think the insanity would go this far?!
Links-All the Labyrinth you can stand and then some!!
My Humble Opinions-You sure you wanna know what I think? *shrug* "Even if you get to the center, you'll never get out again." (You've been warned…)
***Drugged Peaches*** are mine, 'cause I made them up. The song (not the actual peach in the movie), my references to Drugged Peaches throughout my page, and everything Drug Peachy™ is MINE.
This is Jareth, my owl. He's the Guardian of my page
Cyber Owls are from Night Owl Graphix
You too can have one for your page
at the Cyber Owl Adoptions
Last updated: 1-5-03