Boom Boom (Ain't it Great To Be Crazy)A horse and a flea and three blind mice
Were sittin' on a tombstone shooting dice
The horsey slpped and fell on the flea
"Oops," said the flea, "There's a horsey on me!"
Boom boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Boom boom, ain't it great to be nuts like you?
Silly and foolish all day long
Boom boom, ain't it great to be crazy!
Now way down sout where bananas grow
An ant stepped on an elephant's toe
The elephant with tears in hs eye
"Why don't you pick on someone your own size?
E I E I O spells socks
A dollar for a pair a nickel for a box
The longer you wear them the better they get
Put them in the water and they don't get wet.
Now a man had a pair of combinatin underwear
He wore them 9 months without a single tear
He wore them 9 months without exaggeration
Couldn't take them off 'cause he lost the combination.
Way down south in the ice and snow
There as a penguin by the name of Joe
He got so sick of the black and white
He wore pink socks to the dance last night.
Now ________ and ________ had a race
All around the pillow case
_______ said it wasn't fair
Because he lost her underwear!
Called myself up on the phone
Just to hear my golden tone
Asked myself out for a date
Picked me up at half past eight.
Took myself to the picture show
Sat right down in the very first row
Put my arms around my waist
Got so fresh I slapped my face
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