By TV Show

1. "I have to believe that it works...that when two people come together they stay together. I have to take that to bed with me at night even if I'm going to bed alone. That's a McBealism."
   Ally McBeal

2. "You only die once."
   Ally McBeal

3. "Anyone with you is alone..."
   Ally McBeal

4. "Do you think I'm nuts?"
   "No, but I'm not sure you've got both feet on the ground either."
   "You mean people do?"
   Ally McBeal

5. "Failure is the compost in which we grow success."
   Dharma and Greg

6. "It's like everywoman he met had PMS, and he was chocolate."
   Diagnosis Murder

7. "That's profound, and so selfless."
   "I know, I hardly have any self left..."
   Hercules: The Legendary Journeys

8. "I don't know, if I knew all the answers I'd run for G-d."
   M.A.S.H.

9. "I've always said, 'Behind every great man there's a woman with a vibrator.'"
   M.A.S.H.

10. "A wise little devil once said, 'All roads to hell lead through coin-operated laundry mats.'"
    Millenium

11. "I used to wonder how in the millions of people out there I would find the right ones. The right ones to be my friends, the right one to be my husband. Now, I just believe that we meet who we're supposed to meet."
    Northern Exposure

12. "It's an old Yiddish proverb, 'If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.'"
    Northern Exposure

13. "What if you had the power to go back and change the future. I mean, what if you could have gone up to Bruce Willis and said, 'Don't make Hudson Hawk.'"
    Northern Exposure

14. "How do you hold the ones you love?"
    "You don't...if you really love someone you let them go..."
    Northern Exposure

15. "It's like your Uncle Arty said, 'Shoot 'em all and let God decide.'"
    The Simpsons

16. "The three true branches of government are military, corporate and Hollywood."
    That '70's Show

17. "Mary Poppins said the same thing but she did a cute little musical number. You're like a spoon full of Whoop Ass."
    Will & Grace

18. "Don't you want to live forever?"
    "Not if draw-string pants come back into fashion."
    The X-files

19. "Moulder, have you ever thought seriously about dying?"
    "Yeah, once when I was at the Ice Capades."
    The X-files

20. "Time can't just disappear, it's a universal invariant."
    "Not in this zip code."
    The X-files

21. "You mean you have no personal involvement whatsoever in this case?"
    "I'm just a hired gun for the FBI..."
    The X-files

22. "You think that he's telling the truth?"
    "Until I find out that he's lying, yeah."
    The X-files

23. "The best way to predict the future, is to invent it..."
    The X-files