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Well Ali Baba had them 40 thieves Scheherezad-ie had a 1000 tales But master you're in luck Coz up your sleeves! You got a brand of magic never fails!
You've got some power in your corner now! Some heavy ammunition in your camp You got some . . . Punch! Pizazz! Yahoo And how . . . See all you gotta do is rub that lamp And I'll say . . .
Mister Aladdin sir What will your pleasure be? Let me take your order Jot it down You ain't never had a friend like me
No No
Life is your restaurant And I'm your maitre d! C'mon whisper what it is you want You ain't never had a friend like me
Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service You're the boss! The king! The Shah! Say what you wish Is yours True dish! How 'bout a little Baklava
Have some of column 'A' Try all of column 'B' C'mon whisper what it is you want You ain't never had a friend like me!
Can your friends do this? Do your friends do that? Do your friends pull this out their little hat Do your friends go POOF! Well, looky here Can your friends go Abracadabra! LET 'ER RIP! And then make the sucker disappear?
So doncha' sit there slack-jawed, buggy-eyed I'm here answer all your midday prayers You got me bone fide Certified! You got a genie for your Charge d'affaires I got a powerful urge to help you out! So watcha wish I really wanna know! You got a list that's 3 miles long no doubt Well all you gotta do is rub like so and oh
Mister Aladdin sir! Have a wish or two or three I'm on the job! You big nabob! You ain't never had a friend Never had a friend You ain't never had a friend Never had a friend You ain't never had a friend like me! You ain't never had a friend like me!
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