A Guy Like You

Hugo: Paris the city of lovers Is glowing this evening True, that's because its on fire But still there's "l'amore" Somewhere out there in the night Her heart is also alight And I know the guy she may Be burning for A guy like you She's never known, kid A guy like you A girl does not meet ev'ry day You've got a look That's your own kid Could there be two? Laverne + Victor: Like you? All three: No way! Hugo: Those other guys That she could dangle All look the same From a very boring point of view You're a surprise From every angle! Mon Dieu above She's gotta love A guy like you Victor: A guy like you Get's extra credit Beause its true You've a certain some thing more Hugo: You're aces, kid! Laverne: You see that face And you don't forget! Victor + Laverne: Want something new? Hugo: That's you! All Three: For sure Laverne: We all have gaped At some adonis! Victor: But then we crave a meal More nourishing to chew! Laverne: And since you're shaped like a croissant is All Three: No question of She's gotta love A guy like you Laverne: Call me a hopeless romantic But Quasi, I feel it Victor: She wants you so Any moment she'll walk through that door All Three: For Hugo: A guy so swell Victor + Laverne: A guy like you Hugo: With all you bring her Victor + Laverne: I tell you Quasi Hugo: A fool could tell Victor + Laverne: There never was Hugo: That's why she fell Victor + Laverne: Another Was he Hugo: For you-know-who Victor + Laverne: From king to serf To the bourgeoisie Hugo: You ring the bell Victor + Laverne: There all a second stringer All Three: You're the bell ringer When she wants oh-la-la Then she wans you-la-la She will discover, guy You're a heck of a guy Who wouldn't love a guy Like you! Hugo: You got a lot The rest have not So she's gotta love A guy like you