The Gospel Truth

Back when the world was new The planet earth was down on its luck And everywhere gigantic brutes Called Titans ran amok It was a nasty place! There was a mess Where ever you stepped Where chaos reigned And earthquakes and volcanoes never slept And then along came Zeus He hurled his thunderbolt He zapped Locked those suckers in a vault They're trapped And on his own Stopped chaos in its tracks And that's the Gospel truth The guy was too type A to just relax And that's the world's first dish Zeus tamed the globe While still in his youth And honey, it may seem imposs'ble That's the Gospel Truth! On Mt. Olympus life was neat and sweet as vermough Though, honey, it may seem imposs'ble That's the Gospel Truth!