Major Gee's Gutter Guest House

For that very special occasion!!

No matter what the special occasion is, Major Gee and General Spadershanks have worked hard to develop a range of breathtakingly beautiful and utterly romantic honeymoon suite for GGC personnel to book.

As General Spadershanks put it in his design brief:

"For a most romantic wedding night, the suites need to be imbued with candlelight, champagne served in silver champagne glasses to toast the occasion, gourmet hors d’oeuvres, a spray of rose petals on the bed at turndown, his and her bathrobes, a drawn bath and sexy bath essentials. For a once-in-a-lifetime experience that will most certainly become a cherished memory. Something a little like this . . . . . . only better! Now get to it!!"

So we are pleased to be able to offer you - the Honeymoon Suites!!

• Our deluxe model - always heavily booked! A romantic bed, set in the centre of a tower room with delicious moulded ceiling.

• The Gothic Romantic Suite - a huge four poster bed with satin drapes

• Four poster beds are very popular - here's another version

• And another one - this time in champagne tones

We are also pleased to be able to offer a number of "themed" suites for that special night. These suites are wildly popular, and it's hard to get photos of them, because they are so rarely empty! But we can whet your appetite with a list of features!!

Champagne Towers Suite

Imagine a sensual soak in a 7-foot Champagne Glass Whirlpool Bath for Two, followed by . . . a splash in your in-suite, heart-shaped pool & then . . . a relaxing stretch beside a log burning fireplace or on a massage table . . . re-energize in the heat of your dry sauna. The entire room is accented by the distinguishing imported tile, stunning Egyptian murals and decor.

(We got a photo of this one - because the Champagne Glass Whirlpool bath really has to be seen to be believed!! But we had to "mask" out the honeymooning couple in the foreground!)

Among its many unique features, the 4-level suite includes:

• The 7-Foot Champagne Glass Whirlpool Bath for 2 with a gold studded overhead celestial ceiling
• Glass enclosed heated heart-shaped swimming pool surrounded by imported tile & stunning Egyptian mural
• Massage Room with heat lamp
• Combination shower/steam bath for two & Sauna
• Round, king-size bed and star-studded gold celestial ceiling
• Two 20" remote control TV's - one with VCR
• Separate living room
• Bose Wave Radio
• Personal Refrigerator
• Log-burning fireplace, plus other unique features

The Jacuzzi Suite

Featuring an Italian marble jacuzzi almost big enough to drown in!!

This romantic suite features many amenities, including:

• Round king-sized bed
• Log-burning fireplace
• Personal refrigerator
• 20 " Color TV

The Garden of Eden Apple Suite

This romantic suite is windowless, offering the ultimate in complete privacy & fantasy!

Come discover for yourself the Garden of Eden Apple. The ultimate in luxury! Adam and Eve never had it so good!
Among its many features, this cozy and private suite offers:

• World famous heart-shaped whirlpool bath

• In-suite private indoor heated Glass enclosed private, swimming pool surrounded  with imported Italian tile

• Dry sauna

• Log-burning fireplace

• 36" remote control TV with VCR in the bedroom

• Living room with color TV (yes, two TVs with VCR!)

• Bose Wave radio/CD player with speakers throughout the suite  (including pool area)

• Round, king-size bed with mirrored headboard

• Double sinks

• Walk-in closet

• Individually controlled air conditioning/heating unit

• Personal refrigerator, plus other unique features 

The Garden of Eden Plum Suite

One taste of the sweet life in the Garden of Eden Plum and you'll never want to leave. Decorated in a rich plum color scheme, this superb accommodation feels so sensuous, so private because it offers:

• Private heated pool right off the luxurious combination sitting area and bedroom, decorated in beautiful tile
• Full length mirrors in the pool room
• Round, king-sized bed
• Whirlpool bath for two
• Log-burning fireplace
• Bose Wave Radio
• 20" remote control TV with built in VCR
• Individually controlled air conditioning/heating unit
• Personal refrigerator, plus other unique features

Lakeside Villa Suite

You'll love your own private Lakeside Villa nestled on the shores of serene Lake Eden. These romantic individual 
suites feature many amenities:

• Heart-shaped whirlpool bath-for-two surrounded by mirrors, majestic roman columns and red tile flooring

• Dramatic custom French doors opening to private balcony

• Private balcony overlooking the lake

• Round king-sized bed with mirrored head board and ceiling

• Individually controlled air conditioning/heating unit

• Cathedral ceilings, Living room

• Log-burning fireplace

• Bose Wave Radio

• Personal refrigerator

• Color TV with VCR

Convinced? Well, in addition to the wonderful features in all of our suites, we can also guarantee you our premium service. The honeymoon suites are attended to solely by Tok'Ra clones, so as not to take your attention away from your very special clone (Daniel or otherwise!).

Each honeymooning couple will receive a special gift basket of champagne and roses in their suite before arrival.

We pride ourselves on creating a wonderfully romantic atmosphere for you and your special clone from the moment you arrive at your suite. The heart of this is our very special "turn down service" - the covers on the bed turned down, a rose in a crystal vase and glasses for your champagne on the bedside table, even a pair of bedroom slippers by the bed.

We hope you enjoy your stay!!

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