Welcome to the guest house bar!
When Major Gee set up the Gutter Guest House, there just HAD to be a bar!! And who better to run it than the infamous Major Abydos, our resident bartender!
Major Abydos is truly blessed as a bartender - she knows how to make all sorts of terrific alcoholic drinks, and can be persuaded to make non-alcoholic ones as well, for those mornings when you really can't face anything stronger than a cup of coffee.
Her specialty is a long stiff Daniel - and if you can prise the recipe from her, good luck! I've been trying for months and got bupkis! But she's more than willing to make them on demand, and after a long day in the gutter, there's really nothing better than a long cool Daniel served by a Daniel-clone in a skimpy outfit!!
However the bar is fully stocked with all sorts of scrummy stuff - there's always champagne on ice, and Aby has the biggest strawberry patch you've ever seen out in back, so there's always loads of fresh berries for your champagne, not to mention for your daquiris. There's Jack Daniels, if you've a taste for it, as well as the usual wines and spirits.
The bar is a comfortable place to relax after a hard day - loads of space, and comfy chairs. And there's a piano - so you can listen to a specially trained Daniel-clone tinkling the ivories!
But in my opinion, the best feature of the Guesthouse Bar is definitely the bartenders!! All those glorious Danny-clones!!
I'll admit, Major Abydos and I do tend to take advantage of them - it's always "Daniel, we're fresh out of champagne, can you get another bottle from the other room?" Hate to see him go, but love to watch him leave!!! As Major Abydos always says, "I love to watch that man leave a room!"
But her best one - that ALWAYS gets them - is to ask for fressh glasses, and to insist they come from the bottom shelf. I can't count the number of times that I've come into the Lair and seen Aby leaning over the bar, drooling, as some poor Daniel-clone is bent over with his butt in the air, rooting around looking for something special on the bottom shelf!! More than once I've had to arrange emergency transport to the Convalescent Home for a clone who has passed out because Major Abydos has had him head down, tail up for too long!!!
Ahem!! Er . . . um . . . did I mention there was a piano in the bar? (changing the subject!!)
Of course, the real reason we had to put in a bar was because . . . well, alcohol goes so well in the Gutter!!! But be warned, alcohol is meant to be used in moderation - specially pumped Daniel-clones act as bouncers in the bar, and you can sure you'll be evicted if you get too rowdy, and we certainly won't give you the keys to your Daniel-clone if we think you've had too much to drink to be a responsible driver *snerk*!!
This picture of our sister command equivalent - SG-1 - shows the tragic results of over-indulgence in alcohol!!
But as we all love to live dangerously. may I suggest that you might like to try our Stargate drinking games? Point your mouse at Daniel or Sam to try Version 1, or at Jack or Teal'C for Version 2!
These games have given us hours of fun in the guest house, all the more enticing because we are surrounded by Daniel-clones to fill our glasses on demand!!!
(Please note: Responsible use of alcohol is important. These games are meant more as an exercise in awareness of SG-1 episodes than as a excuse to get plastered. They are just as much fun using non-alcoholic beverages!)