Welcome to the Gutter Gate Command Christmas Party for 2002!!

I know the place looks like an explosion in a tinsel factory, but that's Aby's fault. If she didn't make such lethal eggnog, and if she hadn't sold vats of the stuff to Sam, then we wouldn't have got so blasted before the decorating mission. Well, that's my story and I'm sticking to it!

Anyway, we had a blast doing it, and we hope you enjoy the Commissary in its holiday rainments! For those of you who aren't sure exactly HOW we managed this - here's the story.

Step 1 - take a lot of tinsel and lights and stick them anyplace that isn't moving.

Step 2 - decorate your tree

Or click here for the full story!

So - what's on the agenda for this shindig, I hear you ask?

Well, of course, there's the Secret Santa - always a hoot!

General Spadershanks will be doing his traditional reading of " 'Twas the Night before Christmas" - don't miss that!

We'll sing some Christmas carols later.

And of course there will be lots of yummy Christmas goodies to eat and drink.

And that includes Aby's famous eggnog. Who knows - once you've imbibed enough of it, maybe you'll think the Commissary looks as great as we did when we finished decorating it, right Sam and Janet?

After all that, well it's up to you! But you know the Gutter - there's always a good time to be had!

So, please enjoy yourselves. Remember to drink in moderation and to drive safely, and not to be gettin' fresh with nobody else's special clones!

And we'll see you soon for our grand New Year's Eve bash - to be held in the brand spankin' new addition to our Gutter - Kay's Ice Palace!!

Click Here to read the Christmas message from the GGC's Commanding Officers

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