Version of Blink 182's -All the Small Things-
Spring break, that year,
Went out, and bought beer,
Cashier, grabbed me,
Took my fake ID,
Wait a second man,
You dont understand,
That picture is me,
With a turban and a tan,
Ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma name's Mohammad.
Version of Marc Anthony's- I need to know-
They say who wants to be a millionaire,
Give me a million and i wouldn't care,
There's only one place I have to be,
That's at the beachhouse on MTV,
Cancoon, Costa Rica, baby i dont care,
Use my dad's visa if it gets me there,
Tell me Carson Daly cause i need to know,
How I'm gonna get onto the Spring Break Show,
I need to know, Spring Break show.
To the tune of Rob Thomas and Santana's -Smooth-
Well it's a hot one,
Al Roker says it'll make 101,
I got my boombox and my cooler,
Filled with tequila,
Out by the pool,
But you all went to the ocean,
Locked me out of the room,
And i need some suntan lotion on my body soon,
I look just like a lobster,
Man my trip is ruined,
Give me a plane, take me home,
And lets forget about it.
LET US FORGET ABOUT IT! (crazy guitar playing)
Tune of -So much to say- Dave Matthew's Band-
I say my head is hurtin' and I've just woken up,
And I am shakin',
Cause I just threw up,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, drank too much.
Drank all 35 flavours of jello shots,
Smoked somebody's pot.
Then i did a kegstand for a long, long time.
Made out with a stranger for a long, long time.
This is what the spring break's all about,
(perfect tone of voice) Little Baby.
Tune of -Arms Wide Open-Creed
Well I opened my gift today,
To see which ones I can exchange,
So I call K-Mart and begin to say,
Tell the store I'm on my way.
Are you still open?
It's just past midnight,
Wanted a TV dish,
Not a singing fish,
Please be open.
Tune of -Babylon-David Gray
Friday night the office threw a Christmas party,
They invited me,
I started eating rum balls,
It was the only food I had that night to eat,
Chugged egg nog, Xeroxed my ass, peed on the couch,
Kissed the boss's wife, threw up on myself, and got thrown out.
Party on~
Got my Christmas party on.
Tune of-Beautiful Day-U2
I got cookies out,
Hung stockings by the tree,
Left the front door open,
Cause I don't have a chimney,
I can't get to sleep,
Drank hot milk,
Need something stronger,
To calm me down,
I can't wait much longer,
Christmas day,
In my anticipation,
Christmas day,
I hope I get Playstation,
Give me Pokemon and other things,
Flood me with compact disks and diamond rings,
Christmas day,
Santa's on his way,
Christmas day,
Here's what I say,
Christmas day,
And I love Tina Fey!
Christmas day,
Toys are on it's way!