>Version of Blink 182's -All the Small Things-
Spring break, that year,
Went out, and bought beer,
Cashier, grabbed me,
Took my fake ID,
Wait a second man,
You dont understand,
That picture is me,
With a turban and a tan,
Ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma name's Mohammad.
Version of Marc Anthony's- I need to know-
They say who wants to be a millionaire,
Give me a million and i wouldn't care,
There's only one place I have to be,
That's at the beachhouse on MTV,
Cancoon, Costa Rica, baby i dont care,
Use my dad's visa if it gets me there,
Tell me Carson Daly cause i need to know,
How I'm gonna get onto the Spring Break Show,
I need to know, Spring Break show.
To the tune of Rob Thomas and Santana's -Smooth-
Well it's a hot one,
Al Roker says it'll make 101,
I got my boombox and my cooler,
Filled with tequila,
Out by the pool,
But you all went to the ocean,
Locked me out of the room,
And i need some suntan lotion on my body soon,
I look just like a lobster,
Man my trip is ruined,
Give me a plane, take me home,
And lets forget about it.
LET US FORGET ABOUT IT! (crazy guitar playing)
Tune of -So much to say- Dave Matthew's Band-
I say my head is hurtin' and I've just woken up,
And I am shakin',
Cause I just threw up,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, drank too much.
Drank all 35 flavours of jello shots,
Smoked somebody's pot.
Then i did a kegstand for a long, long time.
Made out with a stranger for a long, long time.
This is what the spring break's all about,
(perfect tone of voice) Little Baby.
Tune of -Arms Wide Open-Creed
Well I opened my gift today,
To see which ones I can exchange,
So I call K-Mart and begin to say,
Tell the store I'm on my way.
Are you still open?
It's just past midnight,
Wanted a TV dish,
Not a singing fish,
Please be open.
Tune of -Babylon-David Gray
Friday night the office threw a Christmas party,
They invited me,
I started eating rum balls,
It was the only food I had that night to eat,
Chugged egg nog, Xeroxed my ass, peed on the couch,
Kissed the boss's wife, threw up on myself, and got thrown out.
Got my Christmas party on.
Tune of-Beautiful Day-U2
I got cookies out,
Hung stockings by the tree,
Left the front door open,
Cause I don't have a chimney,
I can't get to sleep,
Drank hot milk,
Need something stronger,
To calm me down,
I can't wait much longer,
In my anticipation,
I hope I get Playstation,
Give me Pokemon and other things,
Flood me with compact disks and diamond rings,
Santa's on his way,
Here's what I say,
And I love Tina Fey!
Toys are on it's way!